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Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Me, my Ma, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller were going to organize a bank heist.
Oh, and Goku was helping us too.
 

LeDodo

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Had the weirdest dream ever:
I was with a SP walking to our dinner place.
Among the conversation we had, there was somehow a mention about another lady and it twisted around me double booking her.
Once we arrived, there were my parents, my brother and other people with some that she knew.
Then my father goes into asking her questions.
I look at the whole conversation and somehow she looks different with a kind of Tina Turner hairstyle, the makeup is very white with some shades of blue on the side.
Quickly I found myself walking on the street and hearing some firetruck sounds.
Suddenly they stopped by the curb and Harry Styles go down, thanks the firemen for the ride.
I rush to him to ask him if it's ok to take a selfie. Somehow he was way taller than me although in reality we are about the same height.

And it's been 1h30 since I'm up this morning lol
 

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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This canine-centipede specimen right here. His name was Alexei, he was very friendly.
 

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LeDodo

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I dreamt I could barely hold my dick with my 2 hands and then I woke up :(:confused:
 

Halloween Mike

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Oh my old thread lol.

Recently i dreamed of a provider. Adriana Milan. Met her once. Had an amazing time. Right now she is only a massage parlor hostess.

Funny part of the dream is she was still natural (as when i met her) but these days she has enhanced breast. Im a breast guy. I would love to meet her again with the fakes lol. I guess my brain just remembered her "as when i saw her" :p

Anyway the dream was weird/funny. For whatever reason she met me home but my home was weird (like it was not my actual real life home) and some rooms were empty, others missing roof/walls like a mansion in progress. Then as she was naked and we were talking like 2 old buddies i asked her "what was her schedule looking like". But the catch was i had booked her in the city with an agency and for some reasons she was unaware : O. So i told her well you are ...you naked... Why not lets do it now? Then i woke up... Dammit !

Not a dream specialist lol but what i make of it is i would like to meet her again, but can't, and it mixed with the fact i saw 2 providers at my home in the past (one being Christina Di Milano multiple time wich i talk about). So my brain kinda worked a weird scenario.

These days i don't dream as much as i used to i feel (or should i say i don't remember them) but when i do man ...lol
 

DetectiveDavidMills

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Recently i dreamed of a provider. Adriana Milan. Met her once. Had an amazing time. Right now she is only a massage parlor hostess.



Not a dream specialist lol but what i make of it is i would like to meet her again, but can't,
What is holding you back to pay her a visit at the parlor she works at?
 
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LeafsSuck

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Last night I had a dream I was talking to a Parisienne woman and she was talking so fast like when would would push fast forward on our tape recorders. She was laughing and said poor guy doesn't understand anything!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

clemieux6

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Dreamt I was On a soccer field, but our team was playing hockey in our gear, and the other team was dressed in soccer gear.

Meanwhile it wasn’t a puck nor a soccer ball but a hard orange ball from ball hockey.

And for some odd reason, the opposing team, were moving around like characters from old school kung foo movies.

I really need to lay off snacking on cheese before bed.
 
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