Recent content by Benny Hill

Why am I making execution grade farts today, what can I do to get rid of them. Do I need an exorcist?

There was a Romanian girl that use to do massage. Her breast were as big as my head. The were mushy water bags, sort of like an old water melon you bought and forgot about and had to throw out.

I will bet JFL will get revived, it brings in a lot of money to the MTL economy.

The idea of an SP is to get many experiences not to stay with one SP. If you like an SP you can still have multiple experiences.

I went to see a part timer SP that would put an ad up to make ends meet. I think she just took one per day to not attract attention in her high rise apartment building. I arrived at 4:00 PM and was finished for the hour and we sat in her bed till 9:00 PM talking. We watched the sun set. When I...

No, I go stealth mode.

I would think the vast majority of BJs are CBJs in the hobby.

I think you could have gotten away with that in the 50s and 60s, but not today. I have heard of people that hired people to clean their house and was paid on the company books. The CRA will roast you alive if you are caught.

Her piss got her ban 10 million dollars of publicity. I am sure someone willl come along sooner or later and make themselves some publishitty. No. I am not Sean Connery.

Just step out of the bus station and walk along any big street, you are downtown. Taxis are everywhere. You will probably catch one on the street within 5 minutes.

Try the one that I have been storing my peppermint candy cane in.

Birds of a feather, flock together.............................I am sure the two others are probably crotch rental girls as well.

I would like to be a manimal.....................oh, wait. I am already a manimal.

When I was 20, I could go six times in 30 minutes. I have actually done the marathon 6 more than 5 times. I am no longer the 20 year old Olympian I use to be.

The winters seem to be less severe these days as compared to when I was younger. Much less snow and the cold weather starts later and ends sooner. The summers seem much less hotter, with less scorching hot days. Or, is it my imagination?