Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

It makes zero linguistic sense that "whoremonger" be used for the customers of prostitutes. "Fishmonger" is the man who sells the fish, not the one who buys it. Ergo, "whoremonger" should be synonymous to "pimp", not "john".

Single women will seem fine on the surface, but how fine are you really when you own more than 3 cats? The more felines you own, the more fried your brain is due to the parasites contained in cat stools. You can't hug every cat. I'm the exception to the general rule you set out above, a...

They're saving money on the hospital care. Not earning money directly off goods & services but still equates to more money in their coffers.

Yes, exactly. Traffic stops are a different animal, I was specifically thinking of walking down the street. Happened to me once and I decided to cooperate because I didn't know the Canadian law yet.

Maybe it's a bad idea to call a cop a cocksucker? Just a brainfart. Try that shit in the States and you get a nice massage via baton. Considering I originally hail from a section of the old continent where the police is typically composed of society's dregs (corrupt, petty and incompetent), it...

"40 is the new 30" and most people I meet routinely judge my age as being approx. 10 years younger than I actually am (on that healthy lifestyle shit). So simply repeat to yourself "50 is the new 40".

I'd get top marks in subjects like History, Geography and French/English, while literally being worst in my class at Math. Still, clearly considered part of the nerd caste in high school. So when it gave me a score of 97, I got irritated, was like "This thing is calling me a midwit, am I gonna...

Asked my crush on a date. If I get left on "Seen", will spend the night practicing the black arts and go meet an Asian courtesan later on. On that wizard shit.

Start a rasslin' fed. And I'd end up like that idiot kid who wasted 36 million on the failed GLOW knockoff Wrestlicious.

I'd rather go straight to Hell, as reincarnation is the most terrifying fate for Gnostics.

"This ain't a relationship, it's a situationship!"

Nah, Johnny Cage did.

-But it's legal. -So is alcohol but if you come to work drunk, your dumb ass is fired. Think about that when you sober up.