Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

The visual reminds me of the music video for "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace, thanks for that.

PSA: I strongly urge you not to have sex during a 40C heatwave. For one, you will likely get dehydrated and your performance will suffer. Worse than that, I once insisted on keeping a date on such weather and damn near kissed the pavement after the heat made me dizzy. Moral of the story, you...

I'm guessing I lucked out this year. Humidex is obscenely high (40C), yet I can hardly feel it inside my shabby flat. I don't even use air conditioning but an old school ventilation fan because I'm set in my ways. But I feel sorry for those poor Euros, cooking under anti-AC, "green" Eurotrash...

I feel the burning desire to try ane, raw. But for that, you need a GF. I have about as much game as PS3 (iykyk). So ladies of the evening it is, with the rubber johnny on.

"Pictures you can hear".

A time-honored tradition since days of yore.

Try Forever.

I'm much more likely to know if I have time/am in a good condition the day of.

Not important at all. I'm Mr. Bigshot. Once I've scored the big goal after putting in the work, no more interest in coitus until the next day.

25K esti? Pour une fraction de ca, il aurait pu booker une charmante demoiselle d'une agence locale pour fiston. Et pas grand-monde l'aurait reconnue comme telle.

Ce qui ressort pour moi dans ca, c'est qu'il a fallu que je la Google pour savoir c'etait qui. Et la j'ai des souvenirs qui refont surface "ah ouais, celle qui a flashe ses boules a son ceremonie de diplomes". P-e c'est un signe qu'elle est en manque de celebrite, ou que je ne fais pas...

Yep, the "landing strip" is what occurs to me when I hear "Brazilian wax". I believed it to be its defining feature but it seems there are different levels of wax.

Vous savez ce qui serait bien plus drole + triste? Se pointer au bal des finissants avec Guylaine Gagnon. :p

I really wish the Brazilian wax would come back in fashion. I find it superior to the bald look popularized by porno. The Zen balance between hairy bush and completely bald.

Ce qui m'agace un peu avec les auslanders/non-germaniques, c'est qu'ils ne sont pas au courant que le Quatrieme Reich, c'est le regime actuel depuis la fin de la 2eme Guerre. Si, admettons, les nazis revenaient au pouvoir et renversaient l'ordre actuel, ca s'appellerait le CINQUIEME Reich...