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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Finest peach I've ever tasted (OH BEHAVE) belonged to Nikki from Euphoria. She's on vacation until further notice, but gals from that agency do tend to take leaves of absence and return several months later.
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    Automated AI Agents will make the 10 pm rush to book your favourite escort obsolete

    Or perhaps the populace is experiencing AI fatigue across the board and chooses to disengage from such topics.
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    Automated AI Agents will make the 10 pm rush to book your favourite escort obsolete

    Better start blade running so we don't have to interact with clanker scum.
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    Share your weird dreams

    Me, my Ma, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller were going to organize a bank heist. Oh, and Goku was helping us too.
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    Which pornstars do you wish were available as a SP?

    Vegemite and traces of Foster's.
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    Which pornstars do you wish were available as a SP?

    That hearkens back to the olden days when porno actresses had fun names like "Wendy Whoppers", instead of names that take themselves way too seriously like "Madison Ivy" and "Anastasia Knight" which would serve pro wrestlers better.
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    Which pornstars do you wish were available as a SP?

    If she truly intended to prove the saying "you can't turn a ho into a housewife" wrong, she could've done what Dylan Ryder did: fade from the public eye and go sell real estate in Arizona.
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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    At that point, you're better off just going to a strip club and buying a lap dance.
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    Montreal Escorts Official Best of year 2025 Agency Veteran SP votes! (No SP vote please!)

    +2 Kasha https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/kasha-forever-ex-euphoria-ex-xo-%E2%99%A1.214876/page-9 Is the first post on page 9.
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    Which pornstars do you wish were available as a SP?

    Will provide an honorable mention for the ones who have moved on/gotten married/etc: Dylan Ryder, Lovette, Lichelle Marie. Still active, only one I'd mention as noteworthy for me is Kianna Dior. The more time goes by, the less interest I have for contemporary porno.
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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    He invites them to a party and they all play Smash Brothers.
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    If an agency gets busted...

    Seems I'm not the only would-be legal eagle around here who missed the boat. Or did you in fact pass the bar?
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    If an agency gets busted...

    LMAO you really think they are above the law or would never break it?:p There's a whole protocol they're supposed to follow to avoid committing entrapment themselves (proposing to someone that they engage in an illegal act, there was even a Beavis & Butt-head episode about that specific part of...
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    Name me some forgotten gems in the SP business.

    This one gal from Nadya's VIPs back when it was THE agency. Said she was from Belgium so basically French. Can't recall her name but still the best sex I've ever had. EDIT: using Wayback Machine, I think she was called Katie.
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    If an agency gets busted...

    As for the first scenario, many have argued that it's grounds for entrapment so they're also guilty of breaking the law. People don't want to make waves when it comes to this (they don't want their name in the paper), otherwise there would've been a landmark case by now.
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    If an agency gets busted...

    "Why yes, I do pay people by the hour so that we may engage in one of the most deviant, degenerate pastimes imaginable...playing Warhammer 40K miniatures. Wanna se my collection?" :D
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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Do they reply to texts at least? As I usually never call an agency, but text them.
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    Do you have a SP to-do list?

    Euphoria: -Dolly -Nikki -Roxanne (tricky, she only does morning/afternoons) -Aliya -Amber Forever: -Britney Socia: -Sakura XXXClusive: -Anna