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Awkward Moments with Service Providers using the washroom for a number two.

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I must admit, this was a rare moment for me. Having navigated this industry for over 20 years, I rarely encounter such situations. , you’d think I’d have seen it all. Recently, I experienced one firsthand with a service provider. After she left, the toilet became clogged, and the water started to rise. I had to resort to using a pump to clear the blockage, true story.
Fascinating…
 

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I haven't been that person but I had a client come see me and the FIRST thing he did was go and use the toilet. And it was in a small ish hotel room and it was so smelly. I still gag thinking about it. I know everyone is human but honestly I feel like he should have found a public restroom, would've rather he did that and came to my room after even if that meant being 10min late tbh

Fascinating…
I was cruising along smoothly, booking service providers left and right, and then bam!, I hit a little bump in the road since I’m a little turn off . So, I’ve decided to hit pause until I find my mojo again. I get it we’re all human, and I’ve been there myself. Back in the day, after my first line of coke, I’d dash to the washroom, but only if no one was around. If a service provider was nearby, I would delay the whole schedule by half an hour on my expense just to to take a shower , then come back refreshed and ready to go. As Julia wisely said, it’s best to find a private moment and do your business in your own time, or maybe even somewhere else,just keep it discreet!
 
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Had an SP needing to pee like 4 times in an hour. I think she was on drugs, she kept drinking water all time and said many times how it was hot. Im a kinda guy who is very sentitive to heat (don't tolerate it well) and i wasn't feeling it at all that day. Still that SP was model-like hot and manage to still give me a good service regardless. I mean not super "GFE" or sensual, but a good PSE ride, so it was fine by me. Then later found out she was actually kinda of a model and appeared in semi-popular (at the time) Quebec stuff and that elevated the memory lol.

When it comes to #2 never had an SP do it and closest it ever gotten to me is i did one an hour before the ETA of the SP i was receiving... Made sure to let fan run a very long time and when it was shower time i took extra extra care :p She never noticed it (to my knowledge).
 

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I have that happen to me a couple times.(not me needing #2, but the other person)

All I have to say, is I don't mind it. Just please, close the door...lol and use the febreeze I provide in the bathroom :)
One final piece of advice I’d like to offer, which you didn’t mention: be sure to clean yourself thoroughly afterward. I doubt anyone would go down if they aren’t entirely fresh on the bottom.
 

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I don’t understand how people can let these things happen LMAO. How could you not flush??? Or not unclog a toilet… cancel / reschedule if it needs proper repairing… ¿mucho loco?

A client once left me skid marks in my toilet after a session… but never a whole log.

My apologies for your experiences hahaha. I guess I’d never think about SPs being careless or gross since we’re the ones always complaining hahaha
 

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I don’t understand how people can let these things happen LMAO. How could you not flush??? Or not unclog a toilet… cancel / reschedule if it needs proper repairing… ¿mucho loco?

A client once left me skid marks in my toilet after a session… but never a whole log.

My apologies for your experiences hahaha. I guess I’d never think about SPs being careless or gross since we’re the ones always complaining hahaha
My mistress told me that I’m very clean especially when she fingers me that’s why she keeps coming back! Very important!
 

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I don’t understand how people can let these things happen LMAO. How could you not flush??? Or not unclog a toilet… cancel / reschedule if it needs proper repairing… ¿mucho loco?

A client once left me skid marks in my toilet after a session… but never a whole log.

My apologies for your experiences hahaha. I guess I’d never think about SPs being careless or gross since we’re the ones always complaining hahaha
The SP in question advertised here. No one is safe
 

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The SP in question advertised here. No one is safe
The passionate anal fans remain surprisingly discreet today. I doubt that the scent of roses and Nutella troubles them in the slightest.
 

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A client once left me skid marks in my toilet after a session… but never a whole log.
Never happened i did that at an SPs place but at familly members place ... The worst is when you look for the brush and all to fix it but can't find it... So you gotta ask them where it is :p .

At home it happen often. My toilet is old and its terrible. Need to flush up to 3 times to avoid clogin and "elle beure facile" ...:-O. But since its home its easier to fix.

You welcome for this apethizer, who wants a brownie now? :)
 
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Had an SP needing to pee like 4 times in an hour. I think she was on drugs, she kept drinking water all time and said many times how it was hot. Im a kinda guy who is very sentitive to heat (don't tolerate it well) and i wasn't feeling it at all that day. Still that SP was model-like hot and manage to still give me a good service regardless. I mean not super "GFE" or sensual, but a good PSE ride, so it was fine by me. Then later found out she was actually kinda of a model and appeared in semi-popular (at the time) Quebec stuff and that elevated the memory lol.

When it comes to #2 never had an SP do it and closest it ever gotten to me is i did one an hour before the ETA of the SP i was receiving... Made sure to let fan run a very long time and when it was shower time i took extra extra care :p She never noticed it (to my knowledge).
I just gotta say it, poop jokes still make me laugh lollol
 

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Never happened i did that at an SPs place but at familly members place ... The worst is when you look for the brush and all to fix it but can't find it... So you gotta ask them where it is :p .

At home it happen often. My toilet is old and its terrible. Need to flush up to 3 times to avoid clogin and "elle beure facile" ...:-O. But since its home its easier to fix.

You welcome for this apethizer, who wants a brownie now? :)
When I receive, I don’t poo for a week and I won’t pee for 24 hours.
 

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I just gotta say it, poop jokes still make me laugh lollol
If it were to happen to you, I doubt you’d find it amusing, but for now, let’s all enjoy the moment. After all, from being a paying customer to taking on the role of a plumber, life's surprises can be quite unexpected.
 
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Once, I called Wildtime Escorts (dating myself) and met a lovely young lady for a two-hour date. Th first hour went off without a hitch, but my date had had too much sun at the Pride Parade that day, and had to head to the bathroom (to barf) o_O. To her credit, she didn't leave a mess. But when she said she felt ok and wished to stay the second hour, I politely declined.
 
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