If I could go on cue, I'd be a much happier woman. When my window is closed, it's closed, and it has to wait 'til the next one opens.
Awkward Moments with Service Providers using the washroom for a number two.
- Thread starter Obvio-0bvio
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This type of situation happened to a buddy of mine several years ago. The sp he was with told him she had to use the bathroom. No problem he said. Then a few minutes later he heard her flush the toilet & then heard her screaming “oh non! Oh non!” She then rushed out of the bathroom in a panic & shouted at him to come & look! When he got there he saw that the toilet had overflowed & there was shit all over the floor! “It looked so disgusting & it smelled like hell!” he told me when he told me the story. “I’m serious! It was disgusting!” He said that the girl started crying & he tried to calm her down & not to worry. I laughed & told him i was glad this hadn’t happened to me! Lol
I'm so confused are you referring to anal? In which case that requires advance notice and prep anyway...? Lol
She at least had the courtesy to inform him rather than conceal the truth, at the very least, she deserves some credit for her integrity.
I wonder how many johns are reading this thread, planning their next rimming session
She is a very caring sp and a smart cookie!
No no was referring to digits and tongue. I was willing to dive in, but she didn’t feel comfortable “just in case”.
About the advance notice. Never did any prep with girlfriends in the past. Even with SPs it was a spontaneous thing. It’s not something I was expecting to do or planned to do beforehand. And most of the time it was fine.
Of course you are a pro and want to guarantee eveything goes perfectly well. I’m sure that is much appreciated. Can you explain what the prep consists of? I presume it includes enemas.
This has really become the shit thread! lol
I mean fingers also require the same prep that anal does, whether it's your penis or your fingers penetrating someone's ass, they need to know in advance so they can prep accordingly. Yes, enemas.
To be fair even girlfriends should probably learn to prep before butt stuff lol. One should never expect someone to just be okay with spontaneous anal just because "my girlfriends were". FWIW I've dated men who loved being pegged. I don't expect most men to want me to peg them
I just thought I would drop a load here, no pun intended, and, thank God, I have no experiences to share.
Something tells me that the guys who are into scat are the lurkers on this thread.
Something tells me that the guys who are into scat are the lurkers on this thread.
Been looking at the review section
Still have not read about the encounter. The good. The bad. And the ugly
Have not seen a “shitty” review from @Obvio-0bvio yet.
Still have not read about the encounter. The good. The bad. And the ugly
Have not seen a “shitty” review from @Obvio-0bvio yet.
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When you gotta go...
You've got to go.
I always do everything I can to make sure it does not happen to me. But you never know. Not something you 100% can control I think.
You've got to go.
I always do everything I can to make sure it does not happen to me. But you never know. Not something you 100% can control I think.
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I just ask these fascinating questions to AI:
Why does it seem so rare to have an urge to defecate right before and after sex
That's an interesting observation! The rarity of that urge before or after sex is likely due to a combination of physiological and psychological factors.
Fascinating how the body manages its priorities, isn't it?
Why does it seem so rare to have an urge to defecate right before and after sex
That's an interesting observation! The rarity of that urge before or after sex is likely due to a combination of physiological and psychological factors.
- Sympathetic vs. Parasympathetic Nervous System – Digestion and defecation are largely controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system, which promotes relaxation and bodily maintenance. Sexual arousal and orgasm, on the other hand, involve increased activity of the sympathetic nervous system, which prioritizes excitement and heightened response. Since these systems tend to work in opposition, your body is less likely to signal a need for a bowel movement when it's focused on sexual activity.
- Blood Flow and Muscle Contractions – During arousal, increased blood flow is directed toward the genitals and other erogenous zones, rather than the digestive organs. Additionally, muscle contractions during orgasm may momentarily inhibit intestinal movement. This shift in bodily priorities can make the urge to defecate less noticeable.
- Hormonal Influence – Sex can trigger the release of various hormones like oxytocin and dopamine, which promote relaxation and pleasure. These chemicals might temporarily suppress discomfort or the perception of non-urgent bodily needs—including digestion-related urges.
- Psychological Focus – Mental engagement in sexual activity also plays a role. If your mind is focused on arousal, attraction, and pleasure, it’s less likely to register a minor urge like needing to use the restroom. After sex, relaxation and satisfaction might take precedence over other bodily signals.
Fascinating how the body manages its priorities, isn't it?
I can't believe it's still going lmao
which brings up a question. what percentage of providers give DATO? aka Rim Job?
certainly I think the majority seem to allow it but how many of your ladies like (or will) give it?
honesty is a good policy
Going back to the original question…I don’t care. Teh body is the body, To be blunt, we all fuck, piss, and shit, and occasionally vomit. If you clean yourself afterwards and wash your hands, who cares. I mean, we are seeing SP’s that might have seen customers that are a lot dirtier than a defecation ….So like anything else, business be business. Be smart, clean, and who cares...
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I don’t clean up after a client defecates on my bed.
Sets the mood for next client.
It would definitely be a heck of an introduction
But just to clarify, i did mean that you must see clients that mishandled their cleanliness, and it must be a hell of a lot to deal with!
Needing to pooh, for me, doesn't fall at all in the same category
