Awkward Moments with Service Providers using the washroom for a number two.

Jordd · Wednesday at 8:23 PM

Obvio-0bvio said:
If it were to happen to you, I doubt you’d find it amusing, but for now, let’s all enjoy the moment. After all, from being a paying customer to taking on the role of a plumber, life's surprises can be quite unexpected.

Actually for me it’s the other way around. I take care of business before the encounter.

I’ve been in situations where the girl was not comfortable doing certain things because she was carrying a load. Would much rather she take a minute to drop it rather than missing out on the fun stuff.

Giselle Montreal · Wednesday at 9:10 PM

Jordd said:
Would much rather she take a minute to drop it rather than missing out on the fun stuff.

If I could go on cue, I'd be a much happier woman. When my window is closed, it's closed, and it has to wait 'til the next one opens.

Doc Holliday · Thursday at 12:14 PM

This type of situation happened to a buddy of mine several years ago. The sp he was with told him she had to use the bathroom. No problem he said. Then a few minutes later he heard her flush the toilet & then heard her screaming “oh non! Oh non!” She then rushed out of the bathroom in a panic & shouted at him to come & look! When he got there he saw that the toilet had overflowed & there was shit all over the floor! “It looked so disgusting & it smelled like hell!” he told me when he told me the story. “I’m serious! It was disgusting!” He said that the girl started crying & he tried to calm her down & not to worry. I laughed & told him i was glad this hadn’t happened to me! Lol

Julia Sky · Thursday at 1:39 PM

Jordd said:
Actually for me it’s the other way around. I take care of business before the encounter.

I’ve been in situations where the girl was not comfortable doing certain things because she was carrying a load. Would much rather she take a minute to drop it rather than missing out on the fun stuff.

I'm so confused are you referring to anal? In which case that requires advance notice and prep anyway...? Lol

Obvio-0bvio · Thursday at 8:29 PM

Doc Holliday said:
This type of situation happened to a buddy of mine several years ago. The sp he was with told him she had to use the bathroom. No problem he said. Then a few minutes later he heard her flush the toilet & then heard her screaming “oh non! Oh non!” She then rushed out of the bathroom in a panic & shouted at him to come & look! When he got there he saw that the toilet had overflowed & there was shit all over the floor! “It looked so disgusting & it smelled like hell!” he told me when he told me the story. “I’m serious! It was disgusting!” He said that the girl started crying & he tried to calm her down & not to worry. I laughed & told him i was glad this hadn’t happened to me! Lol

She at least had the courtesy to inform him rather than conceal the truth, at the very least, she deserves some credit for her integrity.

Zzyzx · Friday at 3:12 PM

Lunaseraphim · Friday at 4:59 PM

Halloween Mike said:
Had an SP needing to pee like 4 times in an hour. I think she was on drugs, she kept drinking water all time and said many times how it was hot. Im a kinda guy who is very sentitive to heat (don't tolerate it well) and i wasn't feeling it at all that day. Still that SP was model-like hot and manage to still give me a good service regardless. I mean not super "GFE" or sensual, but a good PSE ride, so it was fine by me. Then later found out she was actually kinda of a model and appeared in semi-popular (at the time) Quebec stuff and that elevated the memory lol.

Having to pee more than once in a hour doesn't mean someone is on drugs, it could mean the person has to drink a lot of water due to being on prescribed medication or antibiotics, or could mean they consumed a lot of caffeine. A lot of people try to stay hydrated through the day to be in good shape physically, it makes sense if she's a model. I'm more active physically than the average person so I drink a lot of liquids through the day. Let's not assume things here.

This thread kinda trips me out honestly... I wasn't implying that anyone is ''shaming'' the provider but I just think it's a weird topic. Am I crazy for thinking this?

Julia Sky said:
This thread is making me want to retire. Entirely killing my libido LMFAOOOO

Same honestly! And I've had experiences like you and Li-Anna, but worse.. When I worked at MP's, there's been a few times (not more than 2 or 3 but enough for it to be traumatic) when I found out a client took a shit in the shower. At least this girl used the toilet.

Sylar · Friday at 7:07 PM

Lunaseraphim said:
I found out a client took a shit in the shower

Well, there is my excuse for not showering next time.

Lunaseraphim · Friday at 8:32 PM

Sylar said:
Well, there is my excuse for not showering next time.

Let's keep in mind we all (unfortunately) had to clean it.. I've never had an experience like that at my incall or during outcall bookings hehe

Flyingby · Friday at 9:33 PM

I wonder how many johns are reading this thread, planning their next rimming session

Lunaseraphim · Friday at 10:03 PM

Flyingby said:
I wonder how many johns are reading this thread, planning their next rimming session

Unrelated but I don't offer greek and one of the many reasons why I don't (please stop trying to convince me) is because when I did at the very beginning clients didn't understand we have to be warned ahead of time to offer that service... It's quite shocking.

No "accidents" happened of that nature lol but I'm just surprised that some people think they can just stick anything up there without preparation. That's also why I'm wary of pegging inexperienced clients. I've heard horror stories.

Its not just about making a mess... Guys... The ass doesn't produce its own lubricant like the vagina does, and doesn't function the same way. Take notes.

Enjoying life · Friday at 10:19 PM

Lunaseraphim said:
Unrelated but I don't offer greek and one of the many reasons why I don't (please stop trying to convince me) is because when I did at the very beginning clients didn't understand we have to be warned ahead of time to offer that service... It's quite shocking.

No "accidents" happened of that nature lol but I'm just surprised that some people think they can just stick anything up there without preparation. That's also why I'm wary of pegging inexperienced clients. I've heard horror stories.

Its not just about making a mess... Guys... The ass doesn't produce its own lubricant like the vagina does, and doesn't function the same way. Take notes.

She is a very caring sp and a smart cookie!

Jordd · 2025-05-11T02:40:05-0400

Julia Sky said:
I'm so confused are you referring to anal? In which case that requires advance notice and prep anyway...? Lol

No no was referring to digits and tongue. I was willing to dive in, but she didn’t feel comfortable “just in case”.

About the advance notice. Never did any prep with girlfriends in the past. Even with SPs it was a spontaneous thing. It’s not something I was expecting to do or planned to do beforehand. And most of the time it was fine.

Of course you are a pro and want to guarantee eveything goes perfectly well. I’m sure that is much appreciated. Can you explain what the prep consists of? I presume it includes enemas.

This has really become the shit thread! lol

Julia Sky · 2025-05-11T06:41:03-0400

Jordd said:
No no was referring to digits and tongue. I was willing to dive in, but she didn’t feel comfortable “just in case”.

About the advance notice. Never did any prep with girlfriends in the past. Even with SPs it was a spontaneous thing. It’s not something I was expecting to do or planned to do beforehand. And most of the time it was fine.

Of course you are a pro and want to guarantee eveything goes perfectly well. I’m sure that is much appreciated. Can you explain what the prep consists of? I presume it includes enemas.

This has really become the shit thread! lol

I mean fingers also require the same prep that anal does, whether it's your penis or your fingers penetrating someone's ass, they need to know in advance so they can prep accordingly. Yes, enemas.

To be fair even girlfriends should probably learn to prep before butt stuff lol. One should never expect someone to just be okay with spontaneous anal just because "my girlfriends were". FWIW I've dated men who loved being pegged. I don't expect most men to want me to peg them

Mandouke · 2025-05-11T08:20:56-0400

I just thought I would drop a load here, no pun intended, and, thank God, I have no experiences to share.

Something tells me that the guys who are into scat are the lurkers on this thread.

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