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    The Bitching thread

    Exactly... support the province you live in or live in the province you support ... next.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Ever heard of Optimist international (Club Optimiste) ... some wanted to start a Pessimist International but they finally gave up because they thought it would never work ...
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    Afraid to be natural?

    Looks like a new type of service is born ... TPE ... Touche-Pipi Expérience
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    The Bitching thread

    I never drove a Tesla but i guess there is an « asshole » or « small dick energy » mode you can select which activates blinding headlights, swerve and pass in front to feel superior and tailgate anyone respecting the speed limit. By selecting these modes, your car suddenly smells like Elon Musk...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Alice in Chains MTV unplugged show is way better than Nirvana’s show ... there. I’ve said it.
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    Secret signal or sign when you think you come along another Merb user?

    After 10 years of membership, they show you the secret handshake.
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    What’s the worst street in Montreal in terms of potholes?

    I don’t know why they still bother to put speed limits signs all over the city ... there’s no way you drive faster than 30kmh without wrecking your fuckin car
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    The Bitching thread

    Those fucking « évitons le gaspillage » stickers on packages at the grocery store. Bitch, don’t sell your 125 gr steak 27,54$ and lower it to a normal price and we will évite le gaspillage you fucktards !
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Just discovered that the devil started a company called BuffBunny bodysuit to fuck with my mind.
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    The Confessional

    Nah ... it’s not the way it works ...wives will suspect a gay lover and think you go there just to shower with guys. You can’t never win ...
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    The Confessional

    Michelle Gunn in a few weeks
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    Happy Valentine's Day!

    Bonne Swing-Valentin !
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Ces 2 là devraient faire une interview ensemble à Pour une fois ... me semble leur voir la face :)
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    Happy Valentine's Day!

    I saw a restaurant that offers special discounts. Bring your wife : 15% off Bring your girlfriend : 25% off Bring both : Free
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    Does Canada needs its own ICE?

    Yes keep our borders secure but ... CBSA is a joke. They can’t detain immigrants because their Laval prison is not safe enough ... also, they only track people between monday to friday from 9am to 3pm ... So basically, if you are about to be deported, stay hidden until 3 pm on weekdays and you...
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    SP or MP - Best pickup line = date

    Woe nice shoes ! Wanna fuck?
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    Something common in another country

    Kangaroos.
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    Are you into face sitting with a SP?

    I love it like « I would reincarnate into a women’s locker room bench »
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    J’ai entendu la vieille chanson « Coeur de loup » aujourd’hui à l’épicerie. J’avais jamais vraiment écouté attentivement les paroles ... finalement, c’est juste plein de belles paroles pour dire qu’il aime fourrer des filles pis pas les rappeler...
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    Post a pic of your load

    My biggest load spilling out