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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Ah, then let me direct you to your table, madam. Right this way... https://merb.cc/xenforo/forums/politics-religion-international-affairs.79/
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    How important is chemistry for you in a session?

    Never. The chemistry just determines whether I repeat or not. If I think we have good sexual compatibility and it's 'clicking' then I look forward to seeing them again. If the sex is good but there's nothing to build on, I don't.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Not sure if it's a compliment or vaguely racist or whatever but maybe you should stop wrapping them in foil with the paper flag hanging out all the time :p...
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    Conversations and communication across age groups

    There's def a generational language difference for everyone just based on slang and referential topics (esp. pop culture, politics, etc) but I don't notice it much bc after so many years in sales I match-and-mirror without thinking about it now. If they are more explicit in their language, so...
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    Aimé vous que votre courtisane porte du parfum ou non?

    Non. Je n'ai rien contre un léger parfum provenant d'une lotion ou d'un déodorant, mais je préfère pouvoir l'accueillir le plus naturellement possible.
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    I simply cannot decide

    Gonna need some info if you want suggestions. Who did you see that you enjoyed? Were you relaxed after seeing the masseuse or was it just a means to an end (getting a handjob)? What types of girls are you into? etc. As a rule, repeating with a provider you've had an excellent time with is...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Yeah I’ve honestly never been that bombarded with dirty talk like that. She’s one of the most well reviewed ladies on Terb but I’d never been to an agency so I thought I’d see if the hype was real. It was. Easily the most pornstar I’ve ever felt, she was feral.
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Her name’s Abby but she’s from an agency in the GTA, unfortunately for most here. Hearty recommend if you’re around Toronto
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    How likely are you to report a bad hobbying experience?

    I feel the same way about sessions too and I don't have performance issues. I just think that statistically if I don't click with a well-reviewed provider, I'm likely responsible for a part of that. Don't get me wrong, I'm not beating myself up about it, I just know I'm not for everyone, paid...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Recently I got the royal sampler of hot and unhinged lines like I've never heard before: Within seconds of entering the incall she says, "I'm so fucking horny I'm going to fuck the life out of you, just so you know." She wasn't lying. "Daddy, stretch my throat for me" while on her knees in...
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    Tightest ass in the industry

    Almost everyone I can't get into lmao. Even with girls who offer it if they're tight I usually don't get in without discomfort for them (bc girth) so it's a no-go for me. Almost always the smaller girls are impossible for me but it's a heavenly sight to watch 5'4" Suzie Luv take up the...
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    Les escortes trans

    Split tongue.. mmm..
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    How likely are you to report a bad hobbying experience?

    See, even the hickey thing isn't so black-and-white. I agree with you, you probably know you're getting one after a few seconds, but maybe that's all that it took. Again, we're doubting the intent of the feedback bc there might be some client responsibility. Doesn't diminish his ability to...
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    The Bitching thread

    The smell of marijuana is delicious. I love it! It's a real joy to be able to pick up a whiff out in public because of how far the smell travels. Smoking next to entrances or no smoking signs is not cool tho.
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    How likely are you to report a bad hobbying experience?

    If I had a bad experience (never been a concern so far, knock on wood) that I don't feel I was responsible for I'd write something tactful and to-the-point here, no problem. The issue is that bc there's no guardrails for what people write (despite the many pinned posts), many of these negative...
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    Can a woman and a man be friends?

    Then you're all good. I'd have a problem not being able to get friendly with *checks notes* 4.15 billion people, so I guess that's a me problem.
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    Can a woman and a man be friends?

    Whatever friendship means to you, if you can't have it with a woman that's a you problem. The rest of us contain multitudes.
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    Can a woman and a man be friends?

    What's confusing? It's just 2 (or more) people that have common interest or are familiar enough to share personal information, unlike acquaintances. Like any 2 dudes might, but with a way better opportunity to potentially learn something about the other side, or just someone you like to hang...
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    Can a woman and a man be friends?

    Is there a reason why one side or the other can't find the other attractive (and/or would have sex with them under the right circumstances) and them still be friends? Just because we have attraction doesn't mean we need (or get to) act on it. I have many female friends (or partners/friends of...
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    MTL vs TO

    I don't understand why this is even a question tbh. Maybe its because I find the style of girls here more varied and unique vs many of the girls in the GTA but it's cheaper here (both for hotels and sp rates - I just know indy rates), there's better food, and it's a million times easier to get...