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The one where she tells me how awesome I was, pays me, and then says she can't wait to see me again.

You should never use porcelain. You should always use ivory or alabaster or some such in physical descriptions of white skin pallor, because if someone says you look flushed after you've just told them you look like porcelain it brings potentially negative connotations. Just sayin'..... :D:D:D

Sometimes people say things. They don't always engage brain before they engage mouth and usually aren't conscious of the huge opening they leave for the perfect comment/retort to take them down. You're aware of it, it's resting ever so delicately on the edge of your lips, almost tumbling forth...

Did it? OMG! My therapist was right. I do have "papi" issues. :)

I don't get why some men are ok with fake moans. There's almost nothing more irritating to me then when you've been at it for a while and the fake moans come up, except when the girl starts fake moaning the very instant you touch her for the first time to clean a piece of lint out of her belly...

The one in Dorval has been doomed for a long time and everybody knew it. The whole mall it's attached is dying off too as the tenants have been largely driven out to make way for development there. Not just that mall either. the small strip malls, the old theatre and other buildings along that...

If this is a concern and it's strictly asian parlours that generate this response in you then there are non-asian MPs that might be a better fit for you where the ladies are generally either european or latina. Having said that, no race is immune to trafficking, and it's best not to...

Honestly unless you're a relentless consumer of returnable bottles I don't understand why people bother at all. I feel like people never put a price on their own time and consequently undervalue themselves and the use of their day. When I lived in Vancouver you had to go to these bottle return...

I've been writing maybe one cheque a year, if that, for the last 10 years. I just used the last cheque I had and I'll probably never write another cheque again. I'm not sure whether I'm happy about generally not having to use cheques anymore or whether I'm sad because an era has just died for me.

The measure of the value of a forum is the sense of community and the willingness of the membership to be supportive, and to be helpful to others, in the pursuit of information while at the same time creating a sense of belonging and of companionship in an activity for which many people feel...

hmmmm..... :D

There's days for everything. My favorite is Talk Like a Pirate Day, which is on Sept. 19th every year. When I was running teams we used to do this internally every year and it was a fun, harmless way to de-stress everyone. Did it for about 6 years running. Very apropos for this board too...

You think you've got it bad. He keeps telling me every single time I cut his hair. I can't get him to stop telling me about it. I wish he'd just shut up about it already. :D:D

That's exactly what I was saying above. There isn't always a complicated reason for it.

I don't think so, at least not in my case. Speaking only for myself I don't get horny because I'm bored, and hey, we've all been there. Sometimes the sex is boring too! :D

I think you might need to add an "other" or "none of the above" category. I would also say that most of the responses above seem to be tied to an emotional or complex reason and often it can boil down to simply being horny, and nothing deeper than that.

paper straws suck ass, and not in the way that I enjoy.

Fat Wallet works super well. They understand it 100% of the time. :)

I met a girl named Kiki today. That was her real name, and she wasn't a stripper. Mind. Blown. :)