Some years ago, as a joke because my actual French sucks so so badly, I tried to pass myself off as a bilingual person and made some French posts, translating some very literate English ones I had written with a translation app. These often prompted amused responses, and in some cases criticism of my French by people who thought I actually spoke some French. It reminded me that I ought to try this prank again, and see if I can fool anyone into thinking I am an actual bilingual Francophone. AI programs have gotten better so it may be worth a try. My goal would be an erstwhile imitation of Doc Holliday, who is an actually "pure" bilingual poster equally adept at posting long, story like narratives in English or French.