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We ARE the party actually hahaha!!

I had my own forums in the mid 2000s, it was as easy back then too! I didn't have to use code (even though I knew basic html and css by 2010 haha) Before being under xenforo, merb was a vbulletin forum which is the same concept

There's little to no coding involved in maintaining merb since it's a xenforo forum haha! The software provides an "adming control panel" for styling, configuration, and management (via buttons and checkboxes)

In which case you probably should NOT require first spot. Any other time, the previous guy at least had a condom on. With first spot of the day you might be with her a couple hours after her bf fucked her without a condom. Food for thought lol

Since we're on the subject of "stupid songs that get stuck in one's head". This one has been stuck in my head for a couple days now hahaha does anyone else have the reference? : Air fried burger! 10 to 15 minutes at 375 At 375 At 3 seventy – air fried burger 10 to 15 minutes at 375 Remember to...

I never understood people who do this. Just bring it downstairs on collection day it's not that hard... And if she is in an apartment chances are there's a big bin somewhere in the complex so she doesn't even have to wait for collection day. People are so lazy

You don't know that. :p

You'd be surprised. I had to leave an outcall early once because upon undressing (after insulting me mind you), the client had bloody nipples and a 5mm thick smegma layer around the tip of his dick. Had he written a review saying I left 45mins early, you'd probably think I was the one in the wrong.

So, yes, I can deny service if the client is unhygienic, dangerous or rude. But if I do I'm a bitch and need to be held accountable. En résumé : you think the client is never at fault. Im going to fire a client today thanks to this thread. <3 Now I can be held accountable for something lol

I for one am glad you said something. I enjoy reading your posts, they're often the voice of reason in divisive threads, and always well written, too. lol

Okay but all this "the client is always right" aside... What if a client arrives smelling like shit, refuses to shower, has a bleeding cock, calls me names, insults my grandmother, has only half the payment, or or or... ...Is it still my duty to give him service, and if yes, to give him my...

Agreed. That was my first thought reading this post. I don't even let clients give me hickeys because they'd potentially be a turn off to other clients (we all know we're not exclusive but nobody needs a visual reminder of the previous guy lol). I can't imagine in what world it would be a good...

This question always puzzles me. Because, for one, of course men and women can be friends. SOME of them aren't able to, but there's no shortage of opposite sex friendships in general. But also, and hear me out. Unpopular opinion but I personally think being friends isn't incompatible with...

Very much is :) Some of us also genuinely love bigger people (it's me, I am some of us)

This post was entertaining to read although it doesn't read like the posts you usually write... wink wink gpt lol

I'm more scared of homelessness than I am of any man lol. But also I've always been the careless type when it comes to meeting people, I've always had the mentality that if something happens I'll deal with it when it happens. I'm also somewhat insane and hope that whoever really wants to...

I don't regret starting at 18 because it allowed me to gain a lot of independence and experience quickly. But I absolutely regret SAYING that I was 18. The clientele for teens is often predatory, I experienced a lot of fucked up shit my first 2 years as an escort, and far too many clients were...

I thought the number of "i" correlated with the amount of alcohol someone drank before texting me

But blowjobs almost never happen before people hang out together in real life either! A good example : barmaids don't suck customers dick but get asked to hang out quite often. I certainly wouldn't want to hang out with anyone who thinks my only worth is my oral skills and my ass hahaha. That...

Last time I wanted to go to the dog park, I got there and remembered it rained the day before. The park was full of wet soil and gross. We had to turn around. I felt so bad, my dog was crying. Poor baby. Ill be taking him this week!