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There's always something for someone but not everything's for you isn't a hard concept to understand but it's The Internet so...

Domesticated Ursine Unite!

That's called a wet dream lmao

I wrote one for a provider pro bono and it was fun. I sometimes go back to her website and re-read it bc narcissism probably.

Even worse are these people who alternatively speak into the phone like this and then put it up to their ear bc they can't hear in noisy public spaces. It's like, MF do you know how a phone works!? Uh oh, I've merged the streams from the Bitching Thread into this one...

I guess that's what I meant. Mainly I mean that structurally the Latin languages are similar and so understanding sentence structure is easier but yeah you def need to have to be decent at learning new languages.

I know it can be done and have priced it out a few times but it makes enemies of my rational brain and my dick. I guess I just want to shred a bit with someone knowing we're eventually going to fuck at the end of one of the runs. Or ON one of the runs?!? Uh oh, my dick is winning...

I would very much like to go to Tremblant (or Charlevoix) snowboarding with a provider (esp. if it ended with some fun apres-ski ;)) but it's just too cost prohibitive. I get that a whole day of time is being used up but it just doesn't make sense to eat it all up with driving and spending the...

Mine is German. Spanish is easy if you know French tbh

Yup *prayer emoji*

I'm mentally preparing for the beating my wallet, my car and my dick are gonna get when I head to MTL in a week.

I confess that I pull out Google translate sometimes when doing Duolingo. I just NEED that perfect score sometimes, even if it brings shame upon my house.

And now you realize why Amber Alerts aren't silent.

Similarly, I'm glad I don't have lasers for eyes when we're waiting in line to order food somewhere that's taking forever and the person in front of you finally gets to the front and doesn't know what they want to order. WTAFPOSMF! What have you been doing for the last 20 min while we stare at...

Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes

Me too. I sometimes have dreams about fucking up in school so vivid that I have to go and verify my diploma is still hanging on the wall.

Agreed. Consent isn't carte blanche.

25 pages!?! Jesus, I don't even want to know.

Consent unfortunately is a gradient, for the reasons discussed above. I try and ask before most things I do, esp initially, with a provider and unless it's an emphatic acknowledgement we're not doing it, regardless of what their posted acronyms say they offer. If you offer greek but I ask and...