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The woman with my ideal tits-to-ass ratio is amygingerhart

What in the brain-scrambling fuck is this sentence? I understand English just fine but when I read this I feel an aneurysm creeping in.

There's lots you can do about it but the main issue is gonna be the critical view of yourself. Work out, lose some weight, get a style makeover, whatever. It won't do anything if you are beating yourself up about your flaws (which you can never fully eliminate, and everyone has them). Be...

I was gonna say both, but I think I'm def an ass-man.

Everyone got the same if they applied early, I believe, except QC residents. I got $49.11.

Got mine too. $500 million payout on just bread from one company is such an insane amount that it boggles the mind to think how much more money is being grifted by oligopolies in this country alone.

IDK if you thought this was some kinda 'gotcha' or something but I was saying that it's racist to say you wouldn't want to live somewhere just bc black people live there. You jumped on this one before reading (or understanding) but I still won't assume anything about you or your ill-defined...

No, it's like calling someone racist if they don't want to live in a neighbourhood bc black people live there.

Perfect session is the one where we both come (or edge) multiple times and we lose track of time (not necessarily overtime, just that we were fully-engaged throughout). I've had 90% BJ sessions that were as immaculate as ones where we hit every move and acronym in perfect sync and it became...

My definition, Amy Hart. Venus belly - check Bush - check Dat ass - check Just about the hottest person in any room, clothed or otherwise - check

We tried one in our remodeled bathroom and it isn't as fun or helpful as you'd imagine. The fixed shower head shoots at a specific angle that isn't conducive to tall or sitting ppl in the shower (there's a little bench) and the horizontal jets are finicky. We might have gotten a dud but we...

Me too. I've been only seeing one or two new-to-me ladies I've had my eye on each time and then mostly repeats but the list still keeps growing...

I opened that link and understood exactly everything I needed to know from here: AI generated images, flags, 'red-piller', blue checkmark.. cool cool cool cool cool Hard ignore.

I thought we were talking about watchers, not ppl engaging or cumming on them (which I see some people talking about above, yeah), so yeah that's not gonna be cool with most. And I agree, there are better ways to spend your money.

Oh lmao I've never heard of that and I'd be surprised if you had someone that was cool going there with you start charging for every rando that comes by. I assumed they're either aware of it going in and are cool with it or not. The 2 providers I almost went there with had none of these weird...

Are you bringing guys to the Cinema and paying them $100 to watch and/or jerk-off? The weirdos come standard with every admission ticket there, I believe...

Ok let's move this back into the realm of the curious, not the all-knowing, with a softball Q (that's prob already been answered): Do you have a favourite hotel to do outcalls to (I'm partial to the Honeyrose and the W)?

And they're shutting down any posts that reference any other ads besides SMC now. I agree that there should be a LGBTQ section here at least, not buried in Fetish or whatever it is now.

T-Lili Lust (vers), Anais Belladone (top), and Ana Luv (vers) are lots of fun in MTL.

Keep going, you've almost got them convinced...