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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Weird thing is that I believe the exact same thing, in reverse. I've only seen 1 agency girl and the time constraints combined with the provider's style made it hard for me to build a genuine connection. We got there eventually but I had to suspend disbelief for the first half of the session...
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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    I think my review speaks for itself :p. I went back to read what I said here and I stand by it: If I lived any closer I'd need to be on an IV drip bc you (and your indy colleagues) drain me so hard I'd eventually be shooting dust when I cum. Some people just can't reconcile that their...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Just got a "feed me that big dick" that was so hot it took everything not to blow. In doggy, facing a mirror, hands moved up to her neck (just cradling, not choking) but then she arched her back and let her arms dangle to the side so her upper body weight was all resting in my hands around her...
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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Fireworks for who? You? You're not the only customer in the market and maybe that experience isn't tailored for you. That doesn't mean it isn't better or worse just that you won't perceive the value in the money you spend past a certain price point. This world is full of things many find way...
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    Safety

    Correct.
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    What are your top 3 movies that you can watch over and over?

    Top 3 movies is impossible so here's just 3 distinctly unique ones for today Interstellar Dumb and Dumber Training Day
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    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Doesn't make me want to eat a girls' out any less.
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    What do you do after a session?

    I've been finding I've been super-hungry after sessions recently but that's probably since I've been seeing more providers who smoke weed. Honestly has rewired my brain to connect cannabis with sex so that if I'm smoking in a casual session sometimes I get hard and it's awkward.
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    Dry shower

    Funny part is that I don't even need regular shampoo most of the time, a bar of soap is better suited to clean my head lol.
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    Dry shower

    2 pages of this I still haven't heard anything about this new waterless shampoo...
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    How important is DATY to you?

    It's the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions.
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    What are you grateful for today?

    Yeah, that's much closer to me. Still a different vibe (bc GTA traffic) but happy it lets me see some QC-QTs when they're on the road.
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    What are you grateful for today?

    Grateful that during a summer hiatus in trips to MTL some of my favourite people are travelling my way so I get to see them closer to home.
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    Do you prefer booking a SP days in advance? or more spontaneously?

    I like the waiting and anticipation of an advance booking and since I have to travel almost every time to see providers it ends up what I do the most. There are a few women within an hours drive that I will sometimes reach out to if I'm especially horny or if I have a spontaneous opening while...
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    Shaved ?

    Forgive her, I don't think she realized she was posting on GBERB.
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    It's getting hot in the kitchen (food appreciation thread)

    I don't know how their ice cream tastes (only heard good things) but their name is a marketers dream. Couldn't be better.
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    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    Pro-gun arguments are literally the bottom of the barrel (the intellectual one, not that barrel, relax) and everyone with a couple brain cells to rub together can see that emulating what they're doing down there is obviously the wrong idea. That's why the rest of the western world doesn't do...
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    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    You don't know the source of these weird talking points or why they keep spouting them while people die to gun violence to an unheard of degree? Hmm I guess it's not a big deal then, nevermind.
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    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    Yes, most likely. Having more guns in the hands of untrained civilians would not have made things easier or less deadly, that's for sure.