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Wishmaster, I prefer supernatural horror Evil Dead The Omen Worst one I ever saw was B/C-movie Knight of the Dead. From the DVD cover, you expect that the payoff will be that during the denouement, a badass knight in plate armor will go plowing through the revenants (correct medieval European...

Is handprint tattoo supposed to mean something nefarious, like tied to a specific criminal gang?

I feel the visceral urge to address the elephant in the room and ASSUME the gun ain't loaded...

I can be difficult on occasion and then feel self-conscious about it. I picture the dame in a nurse's uniform marking down "Patient is difficult" in her notepad. Because it's entirely possible for me to get so wrapped up in the foreplay ("Sweet, I just gave her an O") that I lose track of the...

I'm as horny in my mid-to-late 30's as I was in my late teens. Strikes me as curious.

But they will still tell you that "partenariats publics-prives" is the work of the Devil and make you wait 4-5 months for appointment with a specialist.

Was wondering about preferences over getting oneself to climax. Do you prefer using your own hand or let the girl get you off herself? I lean towards the former but I gotta say that ever since I've been experimenting with the latter, it's on a whole different level. If you're going for a truly...

"Ozempic" strikes me as a coastal New England town where Quebecers go on holiday. About 50 miles south of Ogunquit.

"Instead of treated, we get tricked Instead of kisses, we get kicked" Likely due to how the K and the L are directly next to each other on the keyboard. Still a darkly humorous typo.

...kicked?

Strikes me as somewhat peculiar to roleplay that scenario without one's S.O. being involved, but I guess the experience is classified under the realm of masochism and experiencing the mindset of the cuckold. Or your personal interpretation might be different, YMMV.

Get the hell over yourself. You're one of those "2 degrees of racism" types which is always a riot to read through. The pearl clutching alarmism with how it promotes rape was just the icing on the cake. "Nightmare on Elm Street" promotes infanticide because Freddy Kruger was made into a pop...

Three unseemly men are teaming up to kick my apartment door down. And succeed. That's OK because a shotgun just materialized in my hands...

...or you could tag team with a mate and save that gigolo money?

Ever notice how girls love kissing you on the mouth after they've been blowing you for a while (might be because they're feeling dommy on the spur of the moment)? Same deal with me and rimming; if your ass is clean enough for me, then it's clean enough for you. :P

I own several swords. Some for decoration, some practical.

Already getting October temperatures in September, I find it absolutely disgusting. YMMV but that's my feelings. Like being told that summer vacation ends one week early, you feel disgusted and robbed.

My whole "hot Christian/Catholic vixen" fetish I mentioned a while back? Yeah, its gotten worse. I swear it's a plot by the Vatican, I suspect the Jesuits.

Recently stumbled upon this Youtuber, Tyler Bucket. His entire shtick is that he's a wide-eyed American tourist who is mesmerized by anything and everything Canadian. Now I know how the Japanese feel when witnessing a 13 year-old who is mesmerized by anything and everything Japanese. Hoser...