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Lunaseraphim

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ah come on ... it isn’t saying nothing at all. it’s easier to recognize the little boy spirit still alive in guys througout their life. For some reason, the little girl spirit seems to dissapear at some point for women. That’s why guys still laugh at cock and fart jokes while girls find it hilarious when Sandra Bullock trips while catwalking in Miss congeniality... so more mature ...
I was just teasing you lol
Also miss congeniality is objectively a really bad movie
 

Lunaseraphim

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Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one:
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."
That's a good one
 

Julia Sky

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I still giggle at pussy farts, every. single. time

I still get shy when it happens even though it's normal and no one has ever said anything. You laughing would make me feel so much better honestly lmao!!

I've developed a technique to mostly avoid them though so it rarely happens now lol. I'll do one on purpose on our next duo
 
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My whole "hot Christian/Catholic vixen" fetish I mentioned a while back? Yeah, its gotten worse. I swear it's a plot by the Vatican, I suspect the Jesuits.
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LeDodo

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I've met a lady from an agency. The moment the booker gave the address, I realized I know someone living in that building.
Then the moment I noticed the flat number, I realized it was on the same floor ...
It was dreadful to get in and out of there because I was scared to bumped into that friend and didn't know how to explain why I was there ...
 

LeafsSuck

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I was very scared to be judged for my anecdotes on bluesky but after a while I just realized that I don’t care. It’s not that deep, no one knows me
There is a great motto at my favourite resort, Temptation in Cancun, similar to this. The animation reps continuously say this during the adult games, "Nobody knows you and nobody gives a shit!" If you haven't been it's a must, if you like to party. Despite the myth, this place is more adult spring break and less of a swingers place. Versus Hedo which is swingers first and party second.
Enjoy!
 

LC18

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There is a great motto at my favourite resort, Temptation in Cancun, similar to this. The animation reps continuously say this during the adult games, "Nobody knows you and nobody gives a shit!" If you haven't been it's a must, if you like to party. Despite the myth, this place is more adult spring break and less of a swingers place. Versus Hedo which is swingers first and party second.
Enjoy!

I was invited there ;)
 
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