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Twice. Once, I was both under the weather (that was my first mistake) and rather backed up. Busted after 2 minutes of thrusting. Second time, I was so into devouring this chick's ass as she sat on my face and gave me a handjob that was a bit too much on the aggressive side that I couldn't hold...

I am grateful for Preparation H. May it be blessed for saving my ass time and again.

"I eat a lot of ass, it affects my nutrition." (Filthy Frank) It's a mite paradoxical with me. In that I love eating ass as much as I love eating pussy but the girl's hygiene must be above any reproach. Because as much as I adore the female rectum, I have a violent aversion to fecal matter. If...

Well apparently if I say the wrong one (MMF), it's a whole different kind of party. 8^o

Those initialisms are complicated. So I suppose FMF would mean that the women won't interact, as opposed to FFM.

Does anyone have knowledge of an SP who does MMF threesomes?

Funny, incompatibility with latex has been suggested to me in the past. I remember requesting that the "expensive" condoms be used (apparently, that implies non-latex) and everything went hunky-dory.

It can great dry hombre, lol. I now blame the condom itself, but I now apply the "a stitch in time saves nine" protocol.

Might depend on the quality of the rubber as well. Suffice it to say, I make sure there's a few drops on the little soldier before he puts his helmet on ever since I once got so irritated that I needed ointment.

Amount of lube applied before putting on the rubber can make or break the intercourse, Too much and it slips off, none at all and it gets so dry on the inside that you lose your boner and/or get irritated.

"Y fait beau, y fait chaud, on sort nos maillots!"

It started with 80's nostalgia via Stranger Things and Cobra Kai. We're witnessing the dawn of 90's nostalgia. The world is healing.:oops:

I bet he has an identical twin named Juan. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

Closer to the topic at hand, can't expect most guys to have the same level of game as dang ol' Boomhauer, man.

How overpriced indies usually are is an instant turn-off for me. Whether an agency will insist to stay on the up and square (thanks Popeye) or engage in some shady shit is a gamble, then again so is any indy flat out lying about her age. If Traci Lords did it, any broad can do it. One exception...

The dating scene is FUBAR as far as I'm concerned, I believe that apps like Tinder are a big culprit in this. One night stands are even easier than in the 60's for the boomer generation, yet Gen Y and Gen Z are the least satisfied when it comes to establishing actual serious relationships. It's...

Lost my virginity at 23 to a lady of the evening (my preferred terminology, thanks Bubbles from TPB) and have zero regrets. I've been quite antisocial most of my life and have had very poor rolls of the dice with women. My last genuine girlfriend suffered from mental health issues and was...

Indies tend to overcharge. And the ones that undercut everyone else do so for a reason, low floor/high ceiling. I find agencies more trustworthy.

That sounds like a hentai, lmao.