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If I wanted rainbows, there's more than enough of those in the West. ;) Surprised Kabuki-cho wasn't mentioned, like THE red light district.

That is literally some ninja/kunoichi shit.

If we're really going about taking the word "courtesan" in the first degree, I do believe I met one once. Performance-wise, it wasn't my proudest outing, but she made it up to me after with riveting conversation. We spent an additional hour jawing about all the sort of far-out stuff that Smitty...

As far as "pornographic performance" being the standard, guys need to remember that most porno scenes nowadays are faker than pro wrestling. One thing that annoys me to a great extent is the often obvious use of jump cuts; no, the typical sexual encounter does not normally feature 20+ minutes of...

Necromancy on a decade-old thread? Some people need extracurricular activities.

Parce que la France, lol.

Et pour se conformer a la Charte et fournir du materiel francophone, voici "péripatéticienne". Designe qqun qui aime se promener et jaser de la philosophie d'Aristote. :^)

I like courtesan. Also, when I do say "whore" usually with my BFF as this is as inside joke between us, I pronounce it "hooer", Ireland/Alberta style. I'm not a big fan of homonyms that mean one innocuous thing and have another meaning that is more rude, as in the case of whore/hoar (a variety...

At least you're actually honest, I can respect that.

I mean...one way to look at it is that it's like pro wrestling. Everybody over the age of 12 knows that wrestling is an act, those people aren't hitting each other for real (for the most part) and don't legitimately hate one another and wish to end each other's careers. But we still appreciate...

And I thought I had a predilection for old-timey terms, but that right there is a really old-timey term. I found this quotation: "[…] in Italian called a curtezan, in Spain, a margerite, in French une curtain, in England, among the barbarous, a whore, but among the gentle, their usual...

The world's oldest profession has many, many synonyms. Some neutral, some derogatory, some flowery. A term I see a lot around parts is "SP" for "service provider", but it's too matter-of-fact for my tastes and makes me automatically think of Bell/Videotron. The sort of term to avoid tipping off...

And then you got the outliers who can't cross the finish line and end up memorizing Mein Kampf and the Little Red Book, flip a coin. v0v

Male circumcision is an obscene abomination no different from female genital mutilation. It served its purpose back in the days of the Bible when people were walking around with sand up their asscrack nonstop. But in the era of vastly improved hygiene standards, it is a relic of ancient history...

Don't catch feelings, bro. I am very fond of my favorite ladies of the evening. They make me feel appreciated, and I in turn strive to make them feel appreciated. But I don't...I don't take bladders for lanterns (prendre des vessies pour des lanternes, I felt the need to drop this delightfully...

I literally prefer fake boobs, marvelously round, over saggy real ones. But not all implants are created equal. Some wind up like my aforementioned "hard as cement" ones and I was not mincing words.

Proof that men have remained immature since the dawn of civilization: Roman legions drawing graffiti of dicks everywhere they went. Antiquity's version of "Kilroy was here".

Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one: "My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the...

I spent way too much bread on strip clubs in my late teens and early 20's. Nonchalantly walked into one during the summer of my 16 years and got my first lap dance, which I was NOT prepared for LMFAO, nor the walk of shame back home (IYKYK). Also went through the cringe virgin phase of trying to...