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  1. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    A Call to the Old-Timers: Tell Us your Stories about Booking Escorts in the Newspaper Era

    Not directly related to the topic at hand, but indirectly. Back in the old country when I was about 7-8 years old, they used to advertise agencies in the nationally-distributed newspapers after the Iron Curtain fell. Like imagine ads in The Globe and Mail or National Post. They'd use topless...
  2. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you have Asian fever? Asian SP appreciation thread

    Ca me rappelle un peu mon cheminement. J'avais developpe un interet pour la culture/esthetique japonaise depuis un jeune age, largement du aux Dragon Ball, Pokemon et co. au depart. J'ai ensuite vu la (excellente) teleserie Shogun avec mon pere a 12 ans, (lu le bouquin quelques annees plus...
  3. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you have Asian fever? Asian SP appreciation thread

    Just when I thought the day is fast approaching when I close the book on real porno because nothing contemporary interests me anymore, I go and discover Kirara Asuka. Intriguing. It still throws me off how she shares the uncommon name of that little forest spirit cat from Inuyasha who turns...
  4. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    If you were the mayor of Montreal, what changes would you bring to the city?

    That does spark the whole debate of "do that and watch the Chinese-sty;e underground gambling dens spring up like mushrooms after the rain". With the further argument that at least legalized gambling provides tax money for the state apparatus. But that prompts the retort of can the government...
  5. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    If you were the mayor of Montreal, what changes would you bring to the city?

    My first policy in counteracting the rental price bubble is to restrict all France expats to the Plateau and Outremont. Liberation: "Le Cinquieme Reich a Montreal"
  6. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Ass or Tits?

    Nothing can replace big tits in my heart. Especially a state of the art pair of pristine manmades.
  7. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What are you grateful for today?

    Grateful for Polysporin, without which my being afflicted with conjunctivitis would make me wish for my own death to hurry up.
  8. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's your experience as a young hobbyist ? Or what was your experience like if you started young ?

    You never suggest to anyone that they see your I.D. What you do is walk in there with the self-confidence of me walking into a strip club at 16 (didn't even need a fake I.D.).
  9. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Well, it IS an acquired taste, like anal sex. Some people warm up to the idea faster than others (and as with ane, many practitioners would never consider it with someone they don't know and trust 100%, for hygiene concerns). As previously stated, the desire to smooch and lick a girl's...
  10. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    When was the last time you DATOed?

    In any case, the butthole is secondary to me. More important by a fair margin are the buttcheeks themselves. I need to go to town on them. It came instinctually to me, from the first moment I ever laid eyes on a woman in a thong. B u t t c h e e k s
  11. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Indeed, but the general area. Still, rather ingenious "engineering" if you ask me. Which leads me to yet another of my far-out musings. Designing the vagina so that the urine comes out of a separate, smaller hole...it does give a bit of ammunition to the proponents of Intelligent Design. In that...
  12. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Honestly, it's difficult to explain but to me, it's rather similar to DATY. One can easily make the argument "that's where shit comes from" but the retort would be "the vagina is where piss and menstrual blood come from", it's not intrinsically clean either. In the state of nature, it is unclean...
  13. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    When was the last time you DATOed?

    It affects my nutrition.
  14. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    In 8 US states now including AZ, customers are felons.

    If the sex is heterosexual, the latter category hate it. If not, they will promote it.
  15. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Hairy pussy....yay or nay?

    :( hairy, unkempt bush :( completely bald :D Brazilian wax with the "landing strip" 90's aesthetics uber alles.
  16. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Then you might need to rewatch the music video specifically. The pool part.
  17. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    The visual reminds me of the music video for "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace, thanks for that.
  18. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    PSA: I strongly urge you not to have sex during a 40C heatwave. For one, you will likely get dehydrated and your performance will suffer. Worse than that, I once insisted on keeping a date on such weather and damn near kissed the pavement after the heat made me dizzy. Moral of the story, you...
  19. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What are you grateful for today?

    I'm guessing I lucked out this year. Humidex is obscenely high (40C), yet I can hardly feel it inside my shabby flat. I don't even use air conditioning but an old school ventilation fan because I'm set in my ways. But I feel sorry for those poor Euros, cooking under anti-AC, "green" Eurotrash...