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I once showed up to rent a hotel room wearing this new "dry finish" or something sunscreen on my face. The woman at the counter looked at me strangely. Once I got into the room I looked in the mirror only to find that said stupidly expensive sunscreen looked like I had dried cum on my...

I'm pretty sure it's actually this one:

I've never thrown anyone out for suspicious skin problems, and having the most sensitive skin myself, I'm pretty comfortable at recognizing benign issues vs something transmissible... but I think I'd go more towards 50% because of the behind the scenes effort that I put in and/or paid for...

I once (ok probably more than once) threw garbage off of my balcony onto the ground on garbage day. I was young and stupid. I can still hear the sound of it hitting the ground. How do I repent?! I'm sorry!

DM me?

*coughs*

Grateful to be home in Montreal tonight

ooh hey, hi! :D

oh fuck. yes please. There's never enough late night Korean BBQ in my life. Why don't I advertise for this?!?

20 years ago typical terms were 20 years, and homes were way more affordable.

If y'all can figure out how to book even a couple of hours in advance, I do evenings, generally even until midnight.

yeah! and some more emojis dammit! I need to convey "dunno man" while I'm not being eye violated :p

yeah I considered mentioning that too but I'm tired and want to watch a 90s cop show instead. :p

I find this question absurd. I have plenty of male friends that I don't have sex with. I even had a male friend, and at a certain point we decided to have sex, then mutually agreed that we have no sexual chemistry, and then we continued to be friends without benefits. No big deal.

Great, because of all of you, I'm here looking up cow print lingerie on Temu. (this is the bitching thread so I'm bitching) :mad:

I was once with a hot MILF and I reached for her breasts like Bart reaching for the cupcakes and was showered with milk. 10/10 Worth repeating.

Sometimes the strippers from downstairs come up to sing karaoke. I've seen plenty of gorgeous people strip, like so hot that I can't remember if they can carry a tune. Fun times

I promise you that I don't type Hilton a lot, practically never, and especially not with my phone. I might look up the location of one of the Doubletree Hotels but I'm way to lazy to type out "Doubletree by Hilton Montreal downtown" Do you remember when a certain cola manufacturer paid for the...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

I know I can turn it off but I use different keyboards/languages/autocorrects and it puts in the accents for me in French, and I feel dumb when I don't use accents in French. lol