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I can't stop laughing. Whoever texted you, OP, is very likely just laughing. It's most likely some kind of twisted prank. How would they know for sure that it's your sperm, otherwise? Did you have a booking with a unreviewed lesbian who immediately stopped advertising after seeing you? She...

I typically don't see clients back to back so there's no "pressure" unless I have plans in my life afterwards. But regardless, I never rush clients. That being said, whether you're first or last, you should respect the time you booked for.

So did the question come with a tip $ then ? You mentionned something about "some of them want you to care, some don't" but now it sounds like maybe you meant caring about your penis

No it is not, hope this helps!

What the fuck :) Idk I feel like silence is at least far more tactful and respectful than "so! You fucked a lot today?". We aren't ashamed of our work but that's a weird and invasive way to word things. Just ask "how was your day?". Lol ________ To get back on topic, honestly there are many...

I think this approach would definitely creep me out, as would someone "trying to show me the janitor closet at my new job" if I was retired from escorting lol You're lucky your girlfriend didn't notice, imagine if the SP loudly said "Heyyyyy!" and leaned to hug you hahah

That simply isn't true. Only about 20 per cent of jobs are in regulated occupations.

I hope you realize if we did that, the proof you send would need to include your legal name, name of your doctor in case we need to confirm the information, and probably a photo ID as well to confirm you are the person with that name. Sounds crazy because it is crazy. And regardless of ALL...

That's not at all what I'm talking about. I'm talking about verifying for certain that a client has no STI. The reason why I said 3 months is because of infection window period.

I'm not a client but I'd love to see you offer duos with @Julia Sky lol

I highly doubt she fell in love with a client she sees once every 4 months. This isn't even about money, I never assume anyone's finances, some people only book twice a year despite having a LOT of money. But you need to see someone more often than that to develop genuine feelings for them...

BBBJ is way, way less of a risk than any type of penetration. I never got an STI as an escort (that's 8 years and counting!), but I did get one as a teenager and every single person I know who told me they got one hasn't been an escort. I made this post on this subject, worth reading to better...

The only way for an escort to verify for certain that you don't have an STI would be a long, tedious and expensive process that would go as follows : > Hire an escort for 3 months > Go get tested together on day 1 > Take 3 months off from work to spend 100% of your time with her 24/7 > Get...

I agree with this. Someone letting me know they take their health seriously is delightful, I don't need extra details and certainly don't want to see someone's test results unprompted. As, indeed, this could come off as a way to inquire about unsafe services at worst, or at best, it makes you...

This is true, and also, these guys are a blessing to the merb community. Because when they write reviews about scams it protects fellow clients obviously but also because these guys are often the ones finding "hidden gems" that everyone then gets to experience without being the one taking a risk...

Scented lube is a terrible, terrible idea and probably made the issue worse I know it's an old post but still good to know for anyone reading : perfumes and sugars are typically not vagina friendly

"In the lobby in a bathrobe" I thought discretion was at the center of our business, lol. Who does that omg. It takes one minute to dress up! Lol