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Acting wild haha

New members are often WILDING on this board, lol

I never realized I could add a banner picture (not just a profile picture) to my merb profile until now lol

Unrelated but one time, a client told me his wife had just died. The plot twist here is that this was the reason he was booking me, not cancelling. A little awkward.

Agreed, except AI will soon be able to do absolutely everything humans can do. Just for cheaper. So with that logic, everyone could be out of a job tomorrow, even the most skilled employee within the company. Why pay a very skilled employee when AI can do the same job for free and faster! Which...

Cancelling/rescheduling (then cancelling again lol) with a merb advertiser and then writing a review for someone else that you saw during the time frame you initially booked the other person is... certainly a choice. It might come as a surprise to some but we can see your posting history...

Man, that sucks. There should be some kind of law to protect people where like, a boss can't legally replace you with AI if you've been working at this company for x time lol

This brought another question! Lol When you say "a cancellation fee I have previously agreed to", does that include when it's written on her website even if you didn't explicitly state agreeing to it? I've had men book through my website contact form but somehow say they didn't know I had a...

No! Like, real pictures, but you don't like her face

Clients How do you deal with a situation where you book someone and upon arriving she isn't your type? Do you just leave? Pay her cancellation fee? Pay something but not her cancellation fee?

Grateful for having a new incall and no longer working from home!

Just saw this post! I agree with some of the things you mentionned, tiny waist and young looking mainly. BUT! Idk why you keep bringing up huge tits, from experience and from reading this board for many years I feel like the majority of active merb users don't care much about big boobs, they...

A mix of both, because having sex with a total stranger for the first time turns me on. But in my ideal world I would only see new clients in contexts that include social time outside, and reserve the rest of my schedule to my favorite regulars.

New lingerie !

Should've offered to gift her a clone-a-willy on your next visit haha

If it's too small sure I guess. But too big? I could see this being a valid reason. As someone with a vagina, let me tell you, vaginal pain is no joke. Some women can take bigger than others, but for those who can't, or when the man isn't mindful and pays no attention to foreplay, the pain can...

I can relate to this! And when they book me again I'm always so surprised lol

Yeah that's definitely a possibility, but some people have texted me every year for at least 5 years and never get back to me after I answer their questions. I give the benefit of the doubt to some (most) people a couple times but after a certain point, it becomes obvious that they're wasting...

- A foodie extended date (like a week long booking where we explore each other and the food scene of the city or country we're in) - A FMTY in Europe (Italy, Spain, France, Greece... so many options) - A MMF with bisexual men - Being booked by a colleague - A gangbang (I've been to orgies...