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right? I mean, it's pretty rare but it does happen.

Life hack: buy a roomba (they even have mopping ones now!) then invite one or more people over for sex or drinks or whatever, then suddenly you can see dirt and accumulation that didn't seem to be there before, then panic clean. *Poof* clean place.

I never remember the dreams but I get woken up by the orgasm, which luckily does not come with squirt

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as an Anglo Québecoise, when people write "sa va" I just see red. I've spent my life here trying to perfect my French language skills, and then I have to put up with people who have never left the province and don't know the difference between "sa" and "ça"? I can't deal. nope.

While I'm not about to give up sex, this thread is making my pussy dry.

If you want your tests covered under RAMQ you will have to provide your card. You can go to their site and fill out a lengthy questionnaire about your sexual and drug habits which will then lead to them suggesting certain tests based on your answers.

Same with "Escorte Intime", I get a million "dispo?" texts that make me want to launch my phone off a balcony.

Depends on the occasion

yes o_O (where is the vomit emoji?)

Have you ever had a cold sore?

I have a few friends over 50 but none of them are SPs and none of them have reported a diminishing sex drive, if anything it has gone in the other direction for all of us... which can be problematic because I've always been someone with a large sex drive and I swear every year it just gets more...

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Hey, hey, hey, careful now, some of us might be MILFs but we aren't "waterbed old". Wait, what thread am I on?

I've always used the term MILF in the literal sense, and I use it in my own marketing for that reason, but I occasionally have clients ask me if I actually have children... at the end of the booking. So, I guess it's not as obvious as I thought? Also: HALLOWEEEEEEN

It's a very cute nickname, but I don't think it describes me very well.

A guy called me "Mimi" after successfully getting my number. Do I look like a "Mimi"?!

I can usually do it, more-or-less on command, but I have to be warmed up first.

The clinic will call, for sure, but not all STBBIs are reportable to public health.