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Random tought : is dry nuru possible? Would love to try that

Ok let’s push this thing to the limit to see at what point yummers are turning to yuckers .. The « créatrice de contenu » wants to have sex with a thousand men in 24h. Fine. Generally, when you want to break a Guiness record, they give you some time off to drink water, move, simply rest. Let’s...

And on the other side, i can’t stop thinking about the « logistic » of this stunt ... imagine ... ok Paul, you are number 89... what kind of guy is willing to be number 100 ??? As a man participating in such event, your judgment is very questionnable and if you do, after #2 or #3, you have...

There is a big difference between escorting and going for the world record of guys fucked in 24h... you shouldn’t feel targeted by this comment. As for moral, my parents wouldn’t be proud if they knew about my hobby but i’n not going for the freakin world record !

Wow ...her parents must be so proud.

Imagine the nightmares if you eat the new KFC flavoured Kraft Dinner before going to bed ... Zuuuuuuulllllllll

Yeah in character too. I previously sent the main idea of the « scenario » but once in the classroom i got « the there’s still people in it » excuse .. :-) Joking aside, i think that i should have send a more detailled scenario ... but hey, I’m not a screenplay writer ...

Tried multiplie times the sex ed cosplay and always was disapointed. No SP came close to perform what i had in mind.

In a 90 minutes session, I try to go for the hat trick (1 sog, vaginal, 1 anal and 1 oral)

Not a fan of tatoos especially the (fucking) lower back tatoo ... i’ve seen so much of them (Tweety bird, a rose, a dragon, cat paws ... urgh ...) never understood what’s the point to have a tatoo you never see. Anyway, i deal with it but the real deal breaker for me is piercings ... game over...

Remember when the Journal de Montreal was full of ads ? I always found it funny how ‘mixed’ were the girls in the ads, like : Suzy 23 ans iIrlandaise-Dominicaine Fanny 22 ans, Allemande-Québecoise Rosanna 26 ans, Suédoise-Mexicaine Was so cliché ... pretty sure Rosanna couldn’t point Sweden on...

Every fucking time i hear « tell me baby, where did i go wrong? » in Sinead O’Connor version of Nothing compares 2 U ... she hits a frequency that gives me goosebumps for a good minute. I don’t even dig this song that much, it’s a bit unexplicable

Well known song : J’fais de la poudre, pour travailler plus, pour faire plus d’argent, pour faire plus de poudre pour travailler plus, pour faire plus d’argent, pour faire plus de poudre pour travailler plus, pour faire plus d’argent, pour faire plus de poudre...

I like my SP the same way i like my coffee ... without some other guys dick in it ..

1. Squirting during anal mish. Bonus shot if she lays on a massage table. 2. Crosby’s O.T golden goal 2010 olympics

2004 ... was deep into my couch and almost asleep. Stumble upon a softball game and saw that tall blonde USA pitcher Jennie Finch throwing rising fastball like a queen. Fell in love immediately

Any of you tried the Womanizer ? What did you think of it? I heard that some girls are totally addicted and some other barely feels a thing...

Same with tossed salad ...

Forcing orgasm with a wand while giving some slaps on titties ... love it !

... Ripped jeans, skin was showing Hot night, wind was blowing Where you think you’re going baby? Hey, i just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number So Hawk Tuah maybe