[Humour] What are the biggest clichés of escort (agency) ads?

[MCTJ]

We've all noticed that some phrases come up over and over again in escort ads, particularly from agencies. So much that they become clichés. So what are the biggest clichés? I'll start:

•open-minded
•curves at the right place

Go!

 

[Lucky 64]

We've all noticed that some phrases come up over and over again in escort ads, particularly from agencies. So much that they become clichés. So what are the biggest clichés? I'll start:

•open-minded
•curves at the right place

Go!

New but being there for over a year lol

 

[Lucky 64]

New but being there for over a year lol

Only one word Wow !!! You look at the pics and no way jose

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

It's clear and obvious GFE and PSE.

 

[LC18]

It's clear and obvious GFE and PSE.

I don’t think these are clichés or overused phrases. They’re very much necessary.

 

[LC18]

I will list a few that apply for both agencies and indies. It’s hard to describe someone or yourself so I cannot blame anyone for reusing phrases that seem to work but let’s go:

bubbly
unrushed service (very popular on LL)
I will pamper you
Naughty in the bedroom
Hourglass figure
Bon vivant (used to be very popular amongst indies)


honorable mention to “open minded” (already mentioned by another user)

 

[Giselle Montreal]

unrushed service (very popular on LL)

Oh no, it is part of my ad copy too :' )

 

[Lunaseraphim]

LL ads are wild tho, sometimes I wonder what the person was thinking

 

[LC18]

Oh no, it is part of my ad copy too :' )

Like I said it’s hard to describe ourselves so I don’t blame anyone. There aren’t many ways to say you’re not gonna kick them out

 

[IamNY]

Legend

 

[steed]

First steps in the business, Gentlemen only please

 

[S.S neo]

Remember when the Journal de Montreal was full of ads ? I always found it funny how ‘mixed’ were the girls in the ads, like :
Suzy 23 ans iIrlandaise-Dominicaine
Fanny 22 ans, Allemande-Québecoise
Rosanna 26 ans, Suédoise-Mexicaine
Was so cliché ... pretty sure Rosanna couldn’t point Sweden on a map.

 

[Connoisseur12]

First steps in the business, Gentlemen only please

First steps in the business and new after working over 1 year

 

[djlucky7]

Back in the days when the ads were on newspaper you would have : AIR-CLIMATISÉ on a few listings.

 

[Lucky 64]

Remember when the Journal de Montreal was full of ads ? I always found it funny how ‘mixed’ were the girls in the ads, like :
Suzy 23 ans iIrlandaise-Dominicaine
Fanny 22 ans, Allemande-Québecoise
Rosanna 26 ans, Suédoise-Mexicaine
Was so cliché ... pretty sure Rosanna couldn’t point Sweden on a map.

SS i remember too funny

 

[Jordd]

Oh no, it is part of my ad copy too :' )

No worries. It’s one of my favorites along with bubbly.
IMO the most important thing is to be true to your self. For example, I wouldn’t write bubbly if you’re not bubbly. Not everyone has the same tastes or moods.

 

[Jordd]

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