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If you've ever had someone drool into your mouth while kissing, then you'll understand why there's hesitation.

Agree. Cite your sources or back away from the microphone.

ok well with a sample size of like 6 (?), no one should use this for a statistical analysis.

Yes, I'm sure most of us adapt for the "workplace", but I'm not sure the few clients who participated in this thread are representative of my personal (or anyone else's) clientele. If I targeted my clients to reflect my preferences I'd be having better experiences ...probably, but definitely not...

This is good life advice that I've mostly lived by, however, us independents are each running a small business that feeds and houses us, so sometimes you have to make concessions to pay the rent.

I started in the industry (in porn) when I turned 18. I was young and skinny with big boobs, but I stopped getting callbacks after I put on ten pounds... which is still quite a bit lighter than I am now. I also remember that he (who was part of my friend group) wouldn't hire friends who were...

If the client happily screens and books in advance and is generally gentlemanly... they can call me (almost) anything they want. I'm pretty sure I don't look like a "Paris" though.

It would be easier for me to answer this if I knew anyone who asked those specific questions (is it an agency thing?). I do not ask, nor do I care. Sometimes I get people offering that same information but they are always 40+ white men.

I have a ridiculous number of uncles with boring WASPy super common names, so I had to get over the awkwardness of fucking people with their names pretty early on in my first round of slut years. Then I even dated a girl with the same name as me, she would call out my/her name in bed, it was...

yes, generally, same with the intestinal tract and eyeballs etc

I would definitely come back as a ghost SP. I think I'd unfortunately have to decrease my rates because I wouldn't be able to carry cash. I might also come back as a poltergeist SP (aka a rapergeist), so that I could sexually haunt bad clients.

I've had people line up for my fat ass on numerous occasions... because that's their thing. It's their jam. Please don't "yuck" other peoples' "yum".

Moobs just aren't my thing at all.

I'm just really into my avocado toast and 12 dollar lattes.

Thanks to a tip from an anonymous reader, here is my official new favourite band:

It really depends on a million different factors like where I have ads, or have refreshed my "online now", season, day of the week etc. There can really be dozens in a day or zero.

I don't calculate the percentage in order to keep sane. I respond to the vast majority of inquiries (everyone but the 4am "dispo?" guys). Yes, it's a red flag, but I tell myself that I'm a politician so I answer the question I wanted to be asked instead of the one I was actually asked. It...

Anatomically, you can see that a penis in an an asshole will directly rub against some of the same structures as it would in a vagina, it will also indirectly stimulate others. Shockingly, this can cause the sensation of pleasure, and even orgasms. When I've encountered lengthy dicks, I prefer...

Why do so many clients either not read my posted rates or not click through to my website where rates are posted and then text asking about rates?

I would like to be able to call myself a dick slapper, as a side hustle