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    Bon jour Bella! Parlez-vous Anglais? I'm from the US, and parlez petit peu Francais. (I...

    Bon jour Bella! Parlez-vous Anglais? I'm from the US, and parlez petit peu Francais. (I probably messed that up!) I have been active in the hobby for over 20 years, and I can honestly say that you are the most beautiful lady I have ever seen! I look forward to meeting you soon, after travel...
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    Hello Kiki! I have been following your posts and ads for some time! You seem to be a...

    Hello Kiki! I have been following your posts and ads for some time! You seem to be a doppleganger for my ATF, who is 5'11" (I think she's 6'), blonde, blue eyes, all natural, and is from a small town in northern Germany not too far from Denmark. I hope to see you soon after the pandemic eases...
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    MasterCard putting enforcement demands on OnlyFans, etc.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-mastercards-new-porn-rules-should-scare-everyone?ref=wrap The Cliff's Notes version: Apparently, US Code 2257 requires the content producer to: Have everyone appearing in the content fill out a form specific to 2257; Take photocopies of TWO government issued...
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    Best Bond?

    Daniel Craig in NTTD. Showed a deeply flawed man who is finally unafraid to love and be loved, and give his life willingly so that those who survive him can see another day. Straight from a Greek tragedy, formula still packs a punch today.
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    Using US Cell Phone in Canada

    T-Mobile DOES NOT charge for unlimited data in Canada. Texts, emails, web searches are FREE. Voice calls are $0.25 per minute, but I haven't used voice calls in decades.....
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    Tinnitus, anyone found a remedy?

    Maurice, If you hearing loss is due to concussive over pressure (such as being on a firing range without sufficient hearing protection), there's nothing to be done. I've done the research and spoken to the docs, and they all say to enjoy what I can while I can. (I love listening to a broad...
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    Tinnitus, anyone found a remedy?

    It depends on whether your hearing loss is caused by normal aging, or by exposure to overpressure above a certain level. Overpressure hearing loss cannot be corrected by hearing aids, vitamins, or fresh chicken blood, as it permanently kills the cells responsible for activating the nerves in...
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    Tinnitus, anyone found a remedy?

    WHAT? SAY AGAIN?
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    Refurbished or Remanufactured iPhone

    I bought a "new" iPhone 6 from Amazon. It stopped working a couple months later. I took it to an Apple store and their diagnostics showed that I was the FOURTH owner of this "new" phone. Amazon would not refund me because the original merchant "disappeared". I ended up getting a $75.00 trade...
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    Do you like GREEK and why?

    :eek::eek::eek::oops:
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    Why does Melania Trump not want Donald?

    Why do any street hookers stay with their pimps?
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    Why do girls believe that smearing their bodies with tattoos is sexy!

    I think that there is nothing more beautiful on Earth than a naked lady, trimmed / shaved "down south" and in her armpits. Tats are getting so common now that there is no "individual statement" about it. I'm thinking of investing in the companies that make laser tattoo removal equipment...
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    At what age we wake up in the morning without being erect?

    65, post heart attack, post prostate cancer. I'm just glad to wake up in the morning! The rest is just details. "Every day above dirt is a good one!"
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    Delayed Ejaculation

    It's actually the second most frequent male disorder, after ED. As a younger man, I experienced it when things just weren't "right" with the lady I was with, regardless of how long we'd been going at it. It was a trust issue. Fast forward to now, radiation treatment for prostate cancer, and...
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    COF & Cum on tits.....Why?

    Sometimes, when you let the lady choose, you get a delightful surprise! I recently saw a new provider that advertised COF / COB as "options". As the appointment was nearing it's climax (sorry, couldn't resist), I was stroking myself and getting near. As it was my first appointment with her, I...
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    The "Real Girlfriend Experience"

    I'm with you... I saw a Quebec lady exclusively for 4 + years. I didn't care who she saw or what she did when I wasn't around, when I was with her I felt like I was the center of her universe. We had insane kinky sex, and then spend hours curled up in blankets in front of her fireplace. If I...
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    When was the last time you cried?

    I cry every time I try to see a new lady here in the USA - because of all of the Inquisition like laws and criminalization, it seems like the only ladies who provide anymore are addicted, diseased and / or BSC. You gentlemen have it so good in Montreal! Can't wait until I visit again!
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    Pipe sans condom : Danger où mythe?

    Bravo, sir!
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    Very high meth use in Montreal & Granby

    Meth heads are easy to spot. They strip naked even in the coldest weather because meth elevates their body temperature to as high as 105F. Their brains are literally boiling in their heads. In intermediate stages of addiction, their teeth fall out. They all look like they're from Arkansas...
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    Pipe sans condom : Danger où mythe?

    Read post # 50, above.