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    What is the best recent movie you’ve seen.

    One old, one new: Just rewatched 12 Angry Men. So flipping good. And Sinners. Maybe the best mainstream movie this year.
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    What are you craving?

    I'm a goddamn ninja with an allen key lol
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    What's something you wish more SPs provided?

    For real I think I just found an untapped kink market. Follow me on this one: sps that offer submissive services dressing up as a referee. I know a lot of sports bros that would love to fuck a ref lmao. "Oops, did I make a bad call there Daddy LeBron?" lolololololololol
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    I feel bad for his gym mates, the dumbbell manufacturer, my eyeballs...
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    MERB members / clients. Why are you here? UPDATED

    I guess I misunderstood the purpose of this poll. I read it as "Why are you here (MERB)?" That's a different question entirely from "Clients: Why do you see sps?"
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    What's something you wish more SPs provided?

    I know a lot of sps have texting or cam service rates but a bundled sexting/booking combo would be so much fun. I know its probably hard to organize but one time I had someone offer a sexting session bc they had to push a booking back a day so I was like "w/e might be fun" and it turned out to...
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    What's something you wish more SPs provided?

    Then I think sps should have flags or yellow/red cards. "Ooh, flag on the play. Encroachment, 5 yard penalty. 2nd down." "You hate to see it, Bob. He got a little too handsy too quick. He's gonna have to regroup if he wants to score."
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    What is catching your eyes in a provider picture?

    I think a mix of candid and professional pics is helpful and the smile is a big plus. I get the sultry slinky dress look or the "I want to tear your clothes off" lingerie shots are important but there's something to just seeing a woman laughing or just being chill and happy in semi-regular...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Ruh roh. To clarify: She suggested I do this and we were in pretty constant communication and I was 2 min away upstairs so there was just enough subterfuge to be fun/non-threatening I guess. No one was gonna get nabbed by the KGB (hotel employees) on my mission lol. We went to dinner after...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Yeah, I find myself staying a Marriott-owned properties (W, Honeyrose, Renaissance, Fairfield) more often than not when in MTL and I've never had an issue but I'd defer to the ladies on what they've seen overall. With a keycard elevator hotel I've met people downstairs and one-time left a...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Graph Guy to the Rescue!
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    Things you wish your SP has at her incall

    I'm imagining the reviews now lol: "Face 8/10 Body 7/10 Service 9/10 Incall 2/10 Put my money in the vending machine, hit G3 for Funyuns and nothing happened. Sp wouldn't refund my $2 and said they'd speak to the guy when he comes to refill it, but HOW'S THAT GOING TO DO ME ANY GOOD?!?"
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    A few first-timer questions pls

    Our banks can all send etransfers here (usually for free/low cost). Some sps will allow paypal/venmo type payments or gift card purchases.
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    A few first-timer questions pls

    Go in reverse order, maybe. Search here for indy reviews first, just to see if they're legit, then reach out about deposit/ID requirements. Most sps have multiple ways to screen but ultimately the ID way is one of the most popular so if that's a deal breaker then find one that doesn't require...
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    How did you find or arrive on MERB?

    Found Merb through an sp that said they were well-reviewed here (with links to said reviews). Clicked one and I’m still tumbling down the rabbit hole
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    MERB members / clients. Why are you here? UPDATED

    Having both genders around does actually makes things healthier, as is the case with almost any big group - mixed viewpoints/life experiences/ideologies promotes more well-rounded thinking, but that's a big leap from what I said to "every mess is men's fault." This shouldn't be a surprise to...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    I think I went blind for a sec tbh but what I will remember forever is the naughty, splattered, smile afterwards and the tippy-toe prancing over to the washroom to get cleaned up. Top 3 sexiest hot-girl experiences of my life.
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    MERB members / clients. Why are you here? UPDATED

    Except that we know this to be true. Doesn't have to be sp's, male-only spaces are dramatically more toxic across-the-board (frats, sports teams, male-dominated industries, etc). Besides the numerous studies, anyone growing up during the proliferation of the internet knows that this is made...
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    Dinner dates and overnights

    I've only ever done one overnight and it was so much fun. It feels so good to finish a wonderful session, relax, maybe eat a meal, knowing a 2nd (or 3rd/4th) rush of libido is about to follow through but you still have time with them. It feels even better to wake up, look over and see cute...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    I'm not a COF connoisseur or normally care to do that but recently an sp was bobbing slowly on my dick as we were lying down at the tail end of an intense session and she came up dripping and said, "mmm you have a nice cock, do you want to cum on my face?" and blinked sheepishly up at me. It...