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Is anyone else tired of hearing about those new euphemisms? They originated from TikTok to go around the strict censorship but now they have spread to other social media. I’m sorry (not really) but they’re so lame. I think people have started using them as to not trigger potential victims and...

Aww man, I had just ordered a big neon sign that says WHORE HOUSE. Guess I should cancel the order right? To be more serious, I was on Ste Catherine and saw a man going in a massage place and I had the exact same thought. It must be awkward to walk there knowing that everyone can see you, talk...

I got excited for a minute, I thought Airbo came back. Got my hopes up for nothing

Je préférais les rumeurs d’idylle avec Magalie Lepine Blondeau

Should I go or not, it’s far but they don’t deliver

Not exactly the same. This is more of a tongue twister while I was just pointed out the different ways to spell the sound “ton” in French

Sometimes I walk in stores and I think “wow that’s so fucking ugly, who would buy that?” This morning I’ve realized that it’s a good thing, if we all had the same tastes, our lives, outfits and houses would be identical and that would be pretty creepy. So I’m happy to walk in and immediately out

Grateful for being me and attracting who I attract

It’s hard sometimes and I’m not making fun of anyone but simply reminding. The autocorrect feature on your phone probably won’t help you picking the right word I think they’re even worse in French: T’ont-ils dit que ton tonton aime le thon?

I will be very negative and say that the city is dirty enough as it is, I wouldn’t want to add another source of littering to the mix. If everyone picked up after their same it would make more sense

Ok that’s funny and honestly I’m here for it. You guys could rate incalls and SPs separately. Sometimes you meet a beautiful woman that gives a solid performance but she hosts you from a couch with holes and mites

Rent and rant don’t mean the same thing Expensive and expansive don’t mean the same thing Your and you’re don’t mean the same thing

See, that is not my ideal appointment. I understand the nature of my job but it doesn’t mean I want to feel like a literal fuckdoll. I don’t need to spend 30 mins talking but I at least expect some kind of conversation before, in between and after. Treat me like a human which is what I am...

lmao ok then…

They don’t have to book me so it’s all good. Most people already went that route even before I raised my minimum

I’m so happy

Biological

Non mais il faudrait qu’il en revienne. C’est lourd et j’espère de tout cœur qu’il n’est pas comme ça durant ses rendez-vous sinon quel lourdeur. Je bloquerais son numéro Veux tu un doigt dans le cul? Non Mais tu vas peut être changer d’avis plus tard et vouloir un doigt dans le cul Non Tu te...

I keep telling you I am not interested in meeting clients for free and you keep telling me I might change my mind for the right activity. I sure hope you’re not like that when you meet SPs. Learn how to respect a “no” and a “I don’t want to”

Absolutely not.