Bloopers - Everyone has an embarrassing / funny sex story to share
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It happens a long time ago.
I was with my GF in a motel. We rented a room with a spa.
When filling spa, my GF had the great idea to put some bubble soap... We had to emptied the whole thing because there was too much bubbles,
When It was almost empty, I was sitting in a dense foam.
I stood up.
Fists on hips, I called my GF: "Look at this!!!"
I had a giant 3-4 inches diameter foam dick! Eh Monsieur!!!
I was with my GF in a motel. We rented a room with a spa.
When filling spa, my GF had the great idea to put some bubble soap... We had to emptied the whole thing because there was too much bubbles,
When It was almost empty, I was sitting in a dense foam.
I stood up.
Fists on hips, I called my GF: "Look at this!!!"
I had a giant 3-4 inches diameter foam dick! Eh Monsieur!!!
I actually have a bloopers compilation video from content making, camming and all
One time an sp & i were on our way to a late dinner when i decided to stop by a buddy’s room to introduce her. As we left my room i suggested we play a joke on him & she’d knock on his door pretending to be an sp who was there to see him. I’d be hiding down the hallway. She thought it would be a great prank & wanted to do it. We figured he immediately would tell her there was a mistake & tell her he hadn’t called anyone. Then i’d show up & we could all have a good laugh!
However that’s not how things turned out. He immediately let her in. He didn’t tell her she had made a mistake. As a matter of fact he acted like he was expecting her. Meanwhile i’m waiting in the hallway waiting for the door to open. I could hear them talking & laughing together. Wtf? About ten minutes later i decided to go back to my room when the talking stopped & i started hearing music. Finally i said fuck this i was hungry so off to dinner i went! By myself! About thirty minutes later she texted me asking me where i was. I told her i was at the restaurant & she said she’d come over to join me. Fifteen minutes later she arrived with my buddy! She had told him the story after they had finished doing their thing & were both chuckling when they arrived. At first i didn’t find it very funny but eventually i came around & had a good laugh! The joke was on me! Lol
However that’s not how things turned out. He immediately let her in. He didn’t tell her she had made a mistake. As a matter of fact he acted like he was expecting her. Meanwhile i’m waiting in the hallway waiting for the door to open. I could hear them talking & laughing together. Wtf? About ten minutes later i decided to go back to my room when the talking stopped & i started hearing music. Finally i said fuck this i was hungry so off to dinner i went! By myself! About thirty minutes later she texted me asking me where i was. I told her i was at the restaurant & she said she’d come over to join me. Fifteen minutes later she arrived with my buddy! She had told him the story after they had finished doing their thing & were both chuckling when they arrived. At first i didn’t find it very funny but eventually i came around & had a good laugh! The joke was on me! Lol
When I started out in 2012, I saw an independent at a motel.
She was riding me in cowgirl pretty hard, until someone knocked at the door, and she continued riding me making loud moaning noises for a good 5 seconds before stopping.
I was so confused, but it turned out, she was expecting someone, and without putting any clothes on opened the door wide open to the look of a very surprised pizza delivery guy.
"What, haven't seen something like this before?" was how she greeted him.
She was riding me in cowgirl pretty hard, until someone knocked at the door, and she continued riding me making loud moaning noises for a good 5 seconds before stopping.
I was so confused, but it turned out, she was expecting someone, and without putting any clothes on opened the door wide open to the look of a very surprised pizza delivery guy.
"What, haven't seen something like this before?" was how she greeted him.
I saw him look at my erect dick lol and then down at her naked body but after that, she was in the way so I couldn't see him.
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