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  1. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    If Popeye had sex after eating spinach he would have split Olive Oyl like kindling. Would a throatpie blow the back of her head off? What happens to anyone else in Popeye world who eats spinach?
  2. urquell

    Two Sentence Erotic Fiction

    I think you might have more buy in and more fun with it if somebody wrote two sentences of the story and then the next person wrote the next two sentences in the same narrative.
  3. urquell

    Merb get together

    Yes, very unfortunately, but they have.
  4. urquell

    Merb get together

    It's not revisionist history. It's evolution to the present day and not a grip on the nostalgia of how things used to happen. I've been to a couple of hundred of these things. It's just not the same world now that it was back in the day, and priorites are not the same. What was sufficient then...
  5. urquell

    Merb get together

    There's absolutely no reason for providers to show up unless there is going to be some kind of economic benefit for them. That's why I said initially that this sort of thing isn't done for free. Likewise, while it may have been $40-50 back in the day I think the door charge would probably need...
  6. urquell

    Do you trust new vaccines / modern science?

    I tried to warn you guys..... :)
  7. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Angry sex is the best! I'll be right over! Don't get happy in the meantime! I'll hurry! :)
  8. urquell

    Do you trust new vaccines / modern science?

    There aren't going to be any changed minds based on this poll, or because of the discussion. Everyone has already made up their minds, they're not going to be changed, and no amount of regurgitating fake news or conspiracy theories from either side of the political spectrum is doing to make a...
  9. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be, AH-lya-lya! , WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!.... WATCH OUT FOR THAT.......BOOOM!.......tree.
  10. urquell

    Moron keeps his toddler locked in his car to go drinking at SC.

    There isn't a hole deep enough to put pricks like this into. Putting beers at a strip club in front of your responsibility to otherwise helpless children or animals is an absolutely despicable act. It blows my mind that it happens so frequently.
  11. urquell

    Ask us anything part 3

    I used to sell perfume wholesale at one point in my life and it's not just about scents or no scents sometimes, or about allergies, but also about particular types of scents. Sometimes it's about being allergic and sometimes it's about a negative association with certain types of scents. Asking...
  12. urquell

    Ask us anything part 3

    I think it's an excellent idea. Not just because some men are married, but also because there's a significant amount of people that are allergic to perfume and strong scents. Also, many men say they are against makeup, but sometimes that just means obvious makeup, and a natural look, even with...
  13. urquell

    WTF? It happened at the SAQ

    Shame on you. You didn't give the Quebec apologists anything to work with. :)
  14. urquell

    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    C302 charging cable, pink panther theme...wait, did Henry Mancini write the Peter Gunn theme too?....Gun....Check out these guns!.... Hey... How you doin'? .... Did I just really say that out loud? WTF. Time for a cocktail.
  15. urquell

    WTF? It happened at the SAQ

    I went back today to have look, because I was in the mall anyway and I was curious. The can had been replaced by a metal BAQ bucket, but, the can from yesterday was still there and had been turned around to hide the "tips" paper and the can itself was semi hidden under the cables for the cash...
  16. urquell

    Merb get together

    They absolutely do. Even on this site, with the relatively small number of ladies that post there are those who request screening info. It should be easy enough to find with a search. That's not including what may be shared between ladies when providing verbal references. While I believe that...
  17. urquell

    Merb get together

    Well yes, of course they do. During the screening process for some SPs guys happily give them their real names, addresses, birthdates and photos when they send copies of their government ID. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to get the rest from that, provided the guy has an online presence at...
  18. urquell

    Joke Thread

    OK, I know it's not PC but shit had me laughing so hard I had to share:
  19. urquell

    WTF? It happened at the SAQ

    I already did. The SAQ has an online form to submit complaints at : https://www.saq.com/en/contact but thanks for the advice anyway.
  20. urquell

    WTF? It happened at the SAQ

    I'll take a photo if I happen to be there or in the area again tomorrow. We'll see how my training goes. lol. It was 100% not a charitable thing. it was a tin can with the label stripped off and a paper sign scotch taped to it that said "tips" . There's no chance that I mistook a charitable...