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    Still Need Help? Post Your Questions Here!

    I cannot update my profile with my new email address. The system keeps sending confirmations to my old, closed (for years) email address. Can I get some help here! I try to type my new email address into my profile, and it gives me the error message, "this email is already in use". HELP!
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    Longest you have driven for some hobbying?

    Well, I am an older gentleman with a history of back injury, heart attack, and cancer, so I start dosing with Cialis 2 - 3 days before and take another 10 mg. when I arrive each day. She is what many would consider a "mature" provider, was taking nude photos when 16, started attending swinger's...
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    Longest you have driven for some hobbying?

    I routinely drive 5 - 5.5 hours in one direction to see my ATF. I leave early morning to avoid local traffic, arrive there about 13:00 local, have an extended (I book for 3 hours, she usually won't let me leave under 5 hours together) appointment, check into a nice hotel about 4 blocks away...
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    Amazon Porch Pirate

    UPS Store. Problem solved, no confrontations, and they text you when the package arrives.
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    GFE or PSE

    Both, so long as it is genuine. I'm an old guy, so I find that providers in the 40 - 50 range have more experience and "bench depth" (hate sports analogies), and can move easily from a nice kissing session into a "Damn, I hope there was a camera somewhere, 'cause I don't believe what just...
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    Weapons in USA

    #1 Cause of premature death in the US: Gun violence. #2 Cause of premature death in the US: Texting while driving. If you are driving and see somebody texting, don't honk your horn or wave your fist at them. They have a gun and voila! instant drive-by shooting.
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    Are you into face sitting with a SP?

    Only if: 1. I completely trust the lady, 2. Prior "explorations" have proved that she is perfectly clean, 3. She has enough derrière to properly pinch my nose shut when my tongue is completely inserted into (her choice), 4. And she knows how to give a world class HJ and balls stretching while I...
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    Hobbying in USA and abroad

    ^^^^ What Cloud 500 said. Unfortunately, I live in the United States, in the reddest of the red states and 99.9% of the "ladies" are drug addicted, diseased, and under the control of the drug cartels. I only relax and enjoy when I make a (too infrequent) trip to Montreal, the best city in the...
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    Premature, accidental or just too fast ejaculation stories

    Happened to me once, many years ago, with a retired Quebecois pornstar. We had a pretty regular thing going (she got to the point where she would receive me at her personal residence). "Life" happened, and I think I went without (her) for 17-18 months. I finally caught up with her, she did a...
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    What is your SP kryptonite?

    Mature (40-50's) (don't judge, I'm an ancient dude and don't have time for all the young girl "drama"), educated, traveled, French accent is tres sexy, tall, long legs, natural breasts, long hair, (doesn't matter what color), smart, great sense of humor, loves fine lingerie and the lost art of...
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    Death threat texts

    Do you not have burner number apps available? When your number starts showing up in the wrong ways, just burn it and get another!
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    why some people obsessed with anal sex?

    My ATF insists I pound her hard in the ass first, last, and always. Being a gentleman, it would be discourteous for me to refuse a lady's request! Vaginal sex is for when we are face-to-face, cuddling and taking a break. Her hygiene has always been impeccable, she introduced me to ATM, ATP...
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    Cialis side effects

    Being well hydrated before, during and after also helps. With me, Cialis gives me a minor headache. Viagra gave me such a bad headache that I didn't want to have sex! In addition to lots of water, I find drinking the small bottles of Gatorade electrolyte before, during, and after also help...
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    What is the best recent movie you’ve seen.

    Three Thousand Years Of Longing by George Miller (made the Mad max films) with Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton. Surreal, like The Shape of Water.
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    Do you like a flat tummy/abs?

    Don't know why, but recently I'm finding well developed abs a real turn-on. (Think of porn star Brandy Love.)
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    Fake pic how to respectfully cancel face to face

    Gentlemen (and Ladies), I find that more and more providers are asking for a Facetime chat before an initial meeting. DO NOT AGREE TO THIS! THEY CAN VIDEO / AUDIO RECORD THE ENTIRE chat without you knowing! This can be problematic if you discuss services, donations, etc.
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    Dog loss, grief and memorials

    Anna, your reaction is perfectly normal. Personally, I am a "cat" person and currently just have one cat. (I have had as many as 3 at the same time, what a zoo!) When it's time for them, I insist on putting my face next to theirs so that we can share their last breath in this world and they...
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    Help! Viagra doesn’t work anymore :(

    Man, don't just see a "Doctor", see your cardiologist. If you're taking heart medication he is the best person to talk to about how heart meds and ED meds conflict and can really mess you up. Otherwise, you're risking a heart attack with an escort - and although she may be a good person, she...
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    Have you ever used/sent a Deposit for/to a SP?

    First time last week in over 20+ years in the hobby. I did my research and all I could find were positive reviews. Of course, she "ghosted" until my window of opportunity was over, then she blew up my text with all of the bad things that happened to her during the day that prevented her from...
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    Do You Like Smart Girls?

    Absolutely not! I adore smart WOMEN. My "sweet spot" is usually 40 - 50 years old. I cannot call a 40 - 50 Y.O. WOMAN a "girl".
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