2021 Reviewer of the Year thread

[Skym]

Alright guys, there's already another thread on best SPs, agencies, etc but how about a thread for reviewer of the year?

the thread is simple.

you simply name a member from merb, that you think made the best reviews on merb. And a week from now, I'll name the winner based on who got the most votes, simple as that.

So with that said, I nominate myself. Lol

I feel like my reviews are like literal erotic novels, lmao. Filled with high detailed, jokes, etc.

point is, people like my reviews.

also, I like to give an honorable mention to General Tao, who's reviews are pretty funny, well written and highly detailed.

so let's start!!

who's your choice for reviewer of the year?

Who's reviews did you enjoy the most?

 

[Flyingby]

I vote for Jalimon

 

[MrProfiteroles]

I vote for Jalimon

Me I vote for Rosboss! Lol!

 

[testingsite]

The most entertainment I got past year reading reviews written by @Halloween Mike. So, I vote for him.

Review Proof: Evelyn @ XO

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/evelyn-escortsxo-ex-euphoria-ex-eve-escortsxo-ex-evelyn-mikes-mansion.166087/post-1352051

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/evelyn-escortsxo-ex-euphoria-ex-eve-escortsxo-ex-evelyn-mikes-mansion.166087/post-1352052

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Je pense que que General Tao mérite la palme. Originalité, détails et humour. Best story teller on the board, no contest. Still waiting for his first review in french!

 

[Skym]

Je pense que que General Tao mérite la palme. Originalité, détails et humour. Best story teller on the board, no contest. Still waiting for his first review in french!

Or in Chinese lol

 

[TheJames101]

Je pense que que General Tao mérite la palme. Originalité, détails et humour. Best story teller on the board, no contest. Still waiting for his first review in french!

His reviews are entertaining, but don't give a very good sense of much else other than his sense of humor.

 

[Anong]

Jolimon & MrProfiteroles.
I enjoy reading them.

 

[in4hell]

Je pense que que General Tao mérite la palme. Originalité, détails et humour. Best story teller on the board, no contest. Still waiting for his first review in french!

Je seconde... General Tao funny and documented reviews!

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Or in Chinese lol

That would be too easy for him!!!

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

His reviews are entertaining, but don't give a very good sense of much else other than his sense of humor.

I think the exact opposite, there is a lot of infos. But if you are looking for a detailed play by play porn script, Skimning is the man.

 

[bobbyc]

I think the exact opposite, there is a lot of infos. But if you are looking for a detailed play by play porn script, Skimning is the man.

i agree with Jupiter9 General Tao the best reviews but i also have to give Skimming a shout out especially for is role play with the lovely Arielle just thinking about it makes me want to go play with her

 

[Halloween Mike]

The most entertainment I got past year reading reviews written by @Halloween Mike. So, I vote for him.

Review Proof: Evelyn @ XO

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/evelyn-escortsxo-ex-euphoria-ex-eve-escortsxo-ex-evelyn-mikes-mansion.166087/post-1352051

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/evelyn-escortsxo-ex-euphoria-ex-eve-escortsxo-ex-evelyn-mikes-mansion.166087/post-1352052

LOL, well at least my misery was entertaining to some peoples so its not a total loss ;P

Joke aside, i had some great meetings in 2021, and i supose you can't win them all.

As for my vote, ill give it to Skimning. Quite honestly i didn't read that many reviews this year, just been less present overall on the board if you don't count the Covid stuff, but i do remember reading a few of his and at times they made me laugh a lot (the way they were written) while still providing usefull details.

 

[Sylar]

General Tao

 

[EagerBeaver]

General Tao

I have heard solid rumors that in addition to having excellent review writing skills, General Tao is very skilled in the kitchen, particularly in making a chicken dish that looks something like this:

 

[KingRonSanders]

I would vote Bbwhunter

 

[Flyingby]

Did I win yet?

 

[Sylar]

I have heard solid rumors that in addition to having excellent review writing skills, General Tao is very skilled in the kitchen, particularly in making a chicken dish that looks something like this:

You heard wrong. I believe he specializes in fish sauce.

"Also, you better enjoy eating fish if you plan on dining at her Y cause she really does taste like a woman in love. Guys, I love fish and lucky for me, i've been powering through a can of pickled herring lately. My tolerance to funk was god-like and therefore i had no issues making it to the finish line. I could see it being too much for someone more sensitive though. Throughout my meal i kept having flashbacks from a recent camping trip where i spotted a black bear feasting on two-week-old leftover trout by the riverside. Trying to re-enact that scene is what kept me going as she lay there immobile and silent the whole time just like that carcass. Yep, i did a roleplay with myself, another first for me. There was a serenity to that part which i found refreshing: getting in touch with my animalistic side to mute the worries of my daily hustle for an instant. 10/10 would recommend."

 

[MrProfiteroles]

Did I win yet?

Ok Since Rosboss is retired, I'll give my votes to You, Sharky and BBW! Lol!

 

[MCTJ]

I am voting for Sharkman. His reviews are detailed and entertaining while always being respectful of the lady.