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A funny or inspiring sentence.

sene5hos

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Here are some examples:

_What do you call a whore who doesn't give a blowjob? You don't call her.

_My dream is to be yours.
 

chowzilla

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-You want something you never had? Then you gotta do something you never did.

-You never get what you deserve, you get what you work for. If you do, its luck, nothing else.

-The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


quotes, yet virtues that I live by.
 

hungry101

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I spent all of my money on beer and women. The rest I wasted.

This was the tag line of Freedom 3. At first, I thought it was funny but now I’m sitting here Pondering just how spot on this statement is. You have to pay yourself first. You have to plan and save for the future. I’ve done this. But Boy do I ever miss a sojourn in Montreal with the anticipation of young women coming and going. I want to hop on a flight to Brazil or Germany. I want to go off the grid a few days and taste the wares of the ladies but I’m here sitting on the end of the bench hoping the Vid and the riots pass me by and that at the end of this, I will have the money and the will to capture some of that hobby magic of my past.

Seize the day!
 

Robert 21

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I spent all of my money on beer and women. The rest I wasted.

This was the tag line of Freedom 3. At first, I thought it was funny but now I’m sitting here Pondering just how spot on this statement is. You have to pay yourself first. You have to plan and save for the future. I’ve done this. But Boy do I ever miss a sojourn in Montreal with the anticipation of young women coming and going. I want to hop on a flight to Brazil or Germany. I want to go off the grid a few days and taste the wares of the ladies but I’m here sitting on the end of the bench hoping the Vid and the riots pass me by and that at the end of this, I will have the money and the will to capture some of that hobby magic of my past.

Seize the day!

YES .... “hobby magic”



Yogi Berra......

“It ain’t over till it’s over.
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

i thought He said on a Commercial “Cash is the same as Money”
 

No_Church_InThe_Wild

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A bit Funny
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too ?
The risk I took is calculated , but man I am bad at math

Not the most inspiring but nonetheless ones that I like
I guess a variation of no pain no gain ... “ find pleasure in pain or remain the same “ ,,, my favourite by far
The old saying the best things in life are free , very true indeed
Don’t focus on what you can’t do , instead focus on what you CAN do and lastly
Forget injuries , never forget kindness
 
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No_Church_InThe_Wild

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^^ Indeed so many great quotes from CB , one of my favourite American poets

But would like to counter the above quote with one from Winston Churchill . So many great quotes from his brilliant use of the English language

“ the greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes “ haha
 
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Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Sorry, call me old fashioned but shorts should be longer than your vagina.
 
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chowzilla

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maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty in the inside too...

I've never had the guts to use this one, but I can tell you I've been in situations where I definitely said it in my head.
 
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Numerati

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Live like no one will so you can live like no one can.

If you are not adding you should be subtracting.
 
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