A survival guide for a beginner.

[linedream]

Hello guys,

I'd like to book my first SP from agencies like Euphoria, VOG, Luxury etc. However, I'm new to all of this and I have a lot of questions :

- My very first question : How legal is this in Montreal ? How safe is this ? Can you get caught ?
- Are the girls located in the same building/condo ? Is it always the same adress ?
- How does it work to book a girl ? What will be the kind of informations that the agency will send me ?
- Kinda weird to ask that but I don't want to be seen entering if people knows what's going on in there. So how does it look like from outside or indoors ?
- I'll always wear condom for sex or oral but how about DFK ? Do you guys take the risk ?

- Do you recommend any agencies and girls in particular ? I don't care about her age (she can be 30 or above) as long as she has exprience and likes her job. I just want to have a good first experience with a SP. I've read a lot of weird stories...

If I think of other questions I'll add them.

Thanks and appreciate any future comments.

 

[Stockton]

- If you get caught buy the lotto the next day, it's the same odds.
- No
- Look at the ads and you send them the information, which girl, what time, how long, they say yes or no. if they say yes you get an address later.
- Nobody knows or cares.
- Yes
- Read the reviews or pick someone from the Best of the Year list.

 

[GreyPilgrim]

I just want to have a good first experience with a SP. I've read a lot of weird stories...

Remember the first time you had sex?
Remember the most satisfying sex you ever had?

Let me take a wild, wild guess here: those were not the same, right? Well, chances are your experiences in this little hobby of ours will follow the same pattern: your first is rarely your best. Not because of the girl. Not because of the agency. Because of YOU.

I mean… first time I was a nervous wreck. Overthinking which girl to pick… Overanalyzing every review… Memorizing the stats from the old spreadsheets for a plan B… The excruciating wait in my hotel room… Checking my phone, my breath, the bottle of wine… and don’t even get me started on what was going through my head mid-session!!! Lol! Classic newbie stuff.

My point is: manage your expectations… towards YOU! It’s not a job interview. It’s just sex! It’s more than reasonable to stack the odds in your favor: go with a reputable agency, list a few girls with a solid track record, show up impeccably groomed everywhere, act like an absolute gentleman and do bring a bottle if you can. But for everything else… try to chill the fuck out and enjoy yourself, yeah?

And, hey… you know those weird stories? Well… they make the best stories!!!

Welcome to the hobby, sir! Cheers!

 

[minutemenX]

All these questions have been asked, discussed, and answered ad nauseam on this Forum. Do your work man, read this Forum archive. Though you know your peculiarities best and some stuff may not be for you. Problems with LE, serious STDs are real as well as death from lightning strikes, and stuff falling from balconies on your head. Car crushes are far more common. Do you drive man? It is dangerous!

 

[in4hell]

You are not the first one asking for a guide....
Sadly there's no official guide... but there's puzzle pieces of advice all over this Forum.

The best way to learn in life is through your mistakes.
Lucky you there's is many members here that "Took One for the Team"

So now take the time to read, explore the different threads.
Yes you can ask questions... but be sure the question was not already asked before

The main advice here is to explore the girls that are either advertisers here or well reviewed.
But feel free to try on your own and review also. It's always appreciated!

Cheers

 

[purpman]

Thanks OP for posting your questions. It helps me since i too wish to begin soon. Cheers

 

[RobertNYC]

These are really basic questions, and if you spent 15 minutes on MERB doing the smallest amount of research, you’d have your answers.

Honestly, you sound a bit paranoid. Stick to the popular agencies, don’t sound nervous on the phone with the Booker, and you’ll be fine.

You’re overthinking much of this. My first appointment back in the mid 2000s at the infamous JuliesNYC brothel gave me the jitters too. I was younger then, and couldn’t believe I could pick from a lineup of eight or nine hot college aged girls. That first time I picked the LEAST attractive girl (but still pretty) because she was less intimidating than the others. She sensed I was nervous. Three or four appointments later it was said I walked into Julie’s like I owned the place. Watched TV and drank beer with the girls following my session. Did two appointments in the same day.

 

[Numerati]

LOL. I remember all was needed was that spreadsheet and you come into merb for the review(s) and that was it. You book and game on! Stick to the reputable establishments that advertise here and you will be fine. Wash your balls, brush your teeth and clean your ass don’t forget. Ha ha.

By the third encounter this is going to be second nature.

 

[Doggyluver]

I'd say if this is the first time you're venturing into this hobby there will be a lot of trepidation, I would recommend that you book with someone well reviewed, Katrinia Vianna comes to mind, check in the independent escorts section here. The board supporters are well reviewed and post real pictures and if they do incall you can be sure it's secure and you will get what is advertised . As you gain experience you will no doubt look for other girls ( I did ) but the best experience will always come from the well reviewed girls here so do your homework. Good luck and have fun !

 

[hello123]

My very first question : How legal is this in Montreal ? How safe is this ? Can you get caught ?
- More legal than weed. Legal enough that there is an entire board with thousands of reviews. I'm sure enforcers see Escorts too or maybe they read the reviews and imagine what life could be.

Are the girls located in the same building/condo ? Is it always the same adress ?
- With agencies it's usually the same address or within the same vicinity.

How does it work to book a girl ? What will be the kind of informations that the agency will send me ?
- "Hi, I'd like to book [Escort] at [Time]. Is she available?"
- Agencies are you best bet. Reliable and if the girl cancels there's another one lined up.

Kinda weird to ask that but I don't want to be seen entering if people knows what's going on in there. So how does it look like from outside or indoors ?
- It's like you slipping on a banana peel. You'll remember it more than everyone that laughed at you. No one will remember you or your face.

I'll always wear condom for sex or oral but how about DFK ? Do you guys take the risk ?
- You cannot wear a condom for DFK. There is no risk. If there were any high risk none of these girls would be alive, and escort's life expectancy would be significantly lower.

Do you recommend any agencies and girls in particular ? I don't care about her age (she can be 30 or above) as long as she has exprience and likes her job. I just want to have a good first experience with a SP. I've read a lot of weird stories...
- I've reviewed quite a few and they're all gems.
- 3/4 girls will be good, and 1 of them may piss you off like you couldn't imagine.

These are the same questions I had before delving into Hobbying. It's very nerve racking, but it will open up a world you didn't know existed. More importantly, you'll learn more about yourself and become a better man.

 

[AHarper]

My very first question : How legal is this in Montreal ? How safe is this ? Can you get caught ?
- More legal than weed. Legal enough that there is an entire board with thousands of reviews. I'm sure enforcers see Escorts too or maybe they read the reviews and imagine what life could be.

Are the girls located in the same building/condo ? Is it always the same adress ?
- With agencies it's usually the same address or within the same vicinity.

How does it work to book a girl ? What will be the kind of informations that the agency will send me ?
- "Hi, I'd like to book [Escort] at [Time]. Is she available?"
- Agencies are you best bet. Reliable and if the girl cancels there's another one lined up.

Kinda weird to ask that but I don't want to be seen entering if people knows what's going on in there. So how does it look like from outside or indoors ?
- It's like you slipping on a banana peel. You'll remember it more than everyone that laughed at you. No one will remember you or your face.

I'll always wear condom for sex or oral but how about DFK ? Do you guys take the risk ?
- You cannot wear a condom for DFK. There is no risk. If there were any high risk none of these girls would be alive, and escort's life expectancy would be significantly lower.

Do you recommend any agencies and girls in particular ? I don't care about her age (she can be 30 or above) as long as she has exprience and likes her job. I just want to have a good first experience with a SP. I've read a lot of weird stories...
- I've reviewed quite a few and they're all gems.
- 3/4 girls will be good, and 1 of them may piss you off like you couldn't imagine.

These are the same questions I had before delving into Hobbying. It's very nerve racking, but it will open up a world you didn't know existed. More importantly, you'll learn more about yourself and become a better man.

Hi 123,

My very first question : How legal is this in Montreal ? How safe is this ? Can you get caught ?
- More legal than weed. Legal enough that there is an entire board with thousands of reviews. I'm sure enforcers see Escorts too or maybe they read the reviews and imagine what life could be.

Are the girls located in the same building/condo ? Is it always the same adress ?
- With agencies it's usually the same address or within the same vicinity.

How does it work to book a girl ? What will be the kind of informations that the agency will send me ?
- "Hi, I'd like to book [Escort] at [Time]. Is she available?"
- Agencies are you best bet. Reliable and if the girl cancels there's another one lined up.

Kinda weird to ask that but I don't want to be seen entering if people knows what's going on in there. So how does it look like from outside or indoors ?
- It's like you slipping on a banana peel. You'll remember it more than everyone that laughed at you. No one will remember you or your face.

I'll always wear condom for sex or oral but how about DFK ? Do you guys take the risk ?
- You cannot wear a condom for DFK. There is no risk. If there were any high risk none of these girls would be alive, and escort's life expectancy would be significantly lower.

Do you recommend any agencies and girls in particular ? I don't care about her age (she can be 30 or above) as long as she has exprience and likes her job. I just want to have a good first experience with a SP. I've read a lot of weird stories...
- I've reviewed quite a few and they're all gems.
- 3/4 girls will be good, and 1 of them may piss you off like you couldn't imagine.

These are the same questions I had before delving into Hobbying. It's very nerve racking, but it will open up a world you didn't know existed. More importantly, you'll learn more about yourself and become a better man.

Hi 123, here are a few things I've learned over the years, hope you find something useful.

1. Arrive clean- Showered, shaved and smelling nice....you won't get "intimate service" if you smell like you just finished a 40k run.
2. Respect the Ladies- Just because your paying doesn't mean you can do what you want....some ladies have limits to what they provide...respect them.
3. Hit or miss- Sometimes you'll go in with high expectations, and come out disappointed...it's part of the game....learn to live with it.
4. The risk- Yeah, there is an element of risk...staying with a reputable and long standing agency is always a good way to minimize risk.

 

[DouMan]

Just do a quick search for "newbie" in the title will give you tons of reading enjoyment.
If you want to enjoy this hobby rule #1 is "always do your homework before choosing" .

 

[transatlantic]

Someone mentioned no STD risk with DFK….There is a risk of getting oral herpes (cold sore) with kissing assuming you haven’t picked it up already.

On another note, no manner how real the GFE appears to be, keep in mind it is fiction; don’t let her fuck with your head.

 

[Shantie_mtl]

Why dont book a indépendante ... I have so much better connection when I book my own customer

 

[interferon]

I think a good, well reviewed indie with a good web site is the way to go rather than an agency whcih is more impersonal.

 

[Shantie_mtl]

I think a good, well reviewed indie with a good web site is the way to go rather than an agency whcih is more impersonal.

Reviews mean nothing ... some girl give discount or extra services for Reviews or solid provider have a no review policy.mnm but a girl who can see she have a établissed trust and also who is like in the community by the other provider is a good sign

 

[interferon]

Reviews mean nothing ...

Well I guess this board is useless then.

 

[Shantie_mtl]

Well I guess this board is useless then.

Not useless but we should make if for safety, support and connection.. my friend dont like the same guy of me.. and my ex boyfriend was so much différent ... also .. this work make me see the beauty and sex on another level