Happy new year! A little late I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out last. After careful consideration of your performance in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little new year message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddies! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to fucked up friends, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcakes, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friends. Look at you smiling at your monitor, you crayon eating mother fuckers! Happy new year
All the best.
All the best.
