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T'storm

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Will she clean the house while you are there and she will be naked? I hope she is in her 20's and has a nice rack, and not your mothers friend! Just saying.
 
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neverbored

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how many hours? Mine is at 20$/h , spends 6 hours and I bonus at xmas. She's been working for me for the last 15 years. I think she will retire in the next 2 years :( and finding a replacement has been tough. Not so much for the price, but trustworthy is hard to find.
 

Fradi

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Funny thing about that.
At one point my wife decided that we needed someone to clean the house because we were both too busy and we would have more time with the kids.

Well she then got both of us cleaning the whole house the day before the cleaning lady would come because it would be embarrassing if she walked into a dirty place.
Btw there wasn’t a cleaning lady on earth that could have cleaned to her liking anyway so it didn’t last long until we were both back to doing it ourselves.

Now that I am alone and don’t live in a huge multi level house I have no problem cleaning it, being retired I have all the time in the world.
 

hob12

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My mother hired one for a while when I was teenager and I made sure that my room was off limits. Fuck that haha.
 

Halloween Mike

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Yes i know
I could also
-change my own tires
-shovel my own entrance
-jerk myself off

Some things are better left to professionals
Changing tires require a little more equipement then a mop and some cleaning products. And its certainly an harder thing then cleaning a toilet or swiping the floor.

Shovel your own entrance is another easy thing i do.

Maybe you are used a bit too much to spoon feeding my friend .

Not to be a dick but if one of your concern is having to choose between more escorts meeting or paying house personal...you have a good life alright. Lol
 
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IamNY

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Funny thing about that.
At one point my wife decided that we needed someone to clean the house because we were both too busy and we would have more time with the kids.

Well she then got both of us cleaning the whole house the day before the cleaning lady would come because it would be embarrassing if she walked into a dirty place.
Btw there wasn’t a cleaning lady on earth that could have cleaned to her liking anyway so it didn’t last long until we were both back to doing it ourselves.

Now that I am alone and don’t live in a huge multi level house I have no problem cleaning it, being retired I have all the time in the world.
Ah yes, the dreaded "pre clean". I am certainly guilty of that!

I've used a cleaning lady for years. Twice a month because I work from home, once a month if I had to schelp into the office. Worth every penny, but if I had to give it up for budgetary reasons it wouldn't be an issue. Hundred bucks a visit cleans the whole house so I don't have to. Frees me up so I can make more money so it works for me.

I don't see it as as a luxury, more of a convenience. If I didn't work so much I would do it myself, easily.
 
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Jordd

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Insane amounts for cleaning ladies
I am gonna have to cut down on hobbying to have a clean house
You could hire a sexy cleaning lady. They clean in various levels on undress. Some even offer more :)
 

Julia Sky

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Changing tires require a little more equipement then a mop and some cleaning products. And its certainly an harder thing then cleaning a toilet or swiping the floor.

It doesn't require that much equipment tbh. A mop, cleaning products, bucket and water versus a jack, a tire, and a lug wrench. It's about the same amount of equipment and it's not very hard to do, but you can't afford to make a mistake. You don't risk killing someone if your floor isn't properly mopped at least haha

To get back on subject, I hired a cleaning lady once and quickly gave up on the idea because I don't like someone going through my stuff. Much rather clean my own place. It doesn't help that the cleaning lady was my friend and I kept talking to her/distracting her hahah
 

Halloween Mike

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It doesn't require that much equipment tbh. A mop, cleaning products, bucket and water versus a jack, a tire, and a lug wrench. It's about the same amount of equipment and it's not very hard to do, but you can't afford to make a mistake.
I had more in mind when you take the car to the garage to have your tires swith from summer to winter. Some peoples have the rim and tires installed and can do a swap but for us here we just have the tires, so we absolutely need a garage. ;)

And yeah kinda feel similar too with cleaning persons. There is some things i wouldn't mind like bathroom or kitchen etc, but no way i would let anyone in my gaming/movie room without me being present.
 
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Doc Holliday

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A few years ago I was staying at one of the more popular downtown hotels with one of my buddies. One morning after my workout at the gym we met up downtown for lunch. My buddy said “the strangest thing happened just before i was about to meet you here.” When i asked him what happened he said “You know i tip the maids pretty well, right?” I said i did. Since i’ve known him he’d always made it a habit to be very generous with the maids. So he said “Well this morning as i was getting ready to meet you the maid arrived in my room. It was the same maid from the past couple of days we’ve been here. A nice middle-aged lady from South America. So today she showed up with a couple of pictures. She asked me of she could show me her daughter so i said of course. Then she mentioned that she noticed that she had witnessed several different young ladies visiting me over the past couple of days. She then asked me what i thought of her daughter. I replied she’s beautiful!” So i asked him if she really was beautiful or if he was just telling her this to be nice. “Oh no, she was absolutely stunning!” So i asked him how old she looked and he said maybe 20-21. Then he said “the maid told me that she wanted her daughter to meet me!” So i asked him what he thought she meant. He replied “She told me that her daughter could come & see me like the other girls that she already saw coming to my room to see me. That they needed the money!”

I couldn’t believe what i was hearing. I was laughing! So i asked “What did you tell her?” He replied “I told her that i appreciated the gesture but I couldn’t do it.” So i said “Really? Why not?” He replied “Because i would have felt like a piece of shit!” I thought about it for a few seconds & said “It’s understandable & i applaud you for having restraint. However on the other hand you’d be helping them financially. Plus she’s the one who approached you & not the other way around. You’d have nothing to really feel guilty about! Heck, you even have her mother’s permission!” Lol.

The next day we met up dinner. My buddy had a smirk. “Doc, i think i just met another atf!” Curious, i asked him who. “I saw the maid’s daughter!” I couldn’t believe it. “How? Why? How was she?” He said “She was great! Did everything i asked! I’m seeing her again tomorrow! I thought about what you said yesterday & it made a lot of sense. So when i got back to the hotel yesterday i saw the maid again & told her that i thought about it & wanted to help them out so i agreed to see her daughter & i saw her today at 2pm! And as soon as she arrived i realized she looked even better in person & ended up booking her for two hours!” Now i was interested in meeting the maid’s daughter also but my buddy would have none of it & selfishly kept her for himself & saw her every day formseveral hours for the rest of the trip.
 

Doc Holliday

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A few years ago during a discussion with one of my favorites i asked her how & when she decided to become an escort. She said that she wasn’t very experienced prior to moving to Mtl for school. As a matter of fact she had only slept with one guy & she was 18 at the time. After moving to Mtl to attend college she got a part-time job as a hotel maid. She said that one day an older gentleman at one of the rooms she was cleaning told her tnat he foumd her attractive, asked of she had a boyfriend (she didn’t) and that he was interested in sleeping with her if she wanted to make some extra money. She said that she got upset & left after telling him that she’d never do anything like this for money! Then after she got home later she started to think it over & decided that the extra money would be nice & she could maybe try it once. So she changed & decided to head back to the hotel to see if he was there & if the offer still stood. The gentleman was indeed there but he had no plans & the offer still stood. So that turned out to be her first ever call. “How much money did he give you?”, i asked. “$100”, she replied. I said “What? Only $100?” She replied “I know. I was so naive. At the time $100 felt like a lot of money. I realized later that i got scammed!”

After her first call she realized that it wasn’t so bad & that it would be a good way to make money & have as much sex as she wanted, plus gain some experience in the process. So she went to work for an agency & learned she could make a whole lot of money than she expected. She ended up remaining in the business for about 4 years.
 
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