Are cleaning ladies the new luxury?

[Doc Holliday]

Cleaning ladies
Several years ago one of my regulars called me before our appointment & told me that she had a surprise for me. I said sure, surprise me! About thirty minutes later i hear a knock & when i opened the door there she was wearing only a sexy french maid outfit! It was kind of fitting since she was originally from France! I couldn’t believe my eyes! I absolutely loved her sense of humor & she had caught me totally by surprise! I chuckled! “Doc, you’re going to fuck me in this outfit if it’s the last thing you do! I’m not leaving here until you fuck me like this!”

Now, i’m not gonna lie this dirty talk especially in a parisien accent got me rock hard! The previous time i had seen her we had ended up having sex outside on a balcony right in downtown Mtl! But since this particular hotel had no balconies the lady suggested “Since there’s no balcony here why don’t we go & fuck in the stairwell?” She added that she had changed in the stairwell prior to knocking on my door & that she got the idea then that this would be a good place for us to have sex. Since i’m the type that likes to try new things & am a bit of an exhibitionist (like she was) i figured if she’s game then i’m all in! So we ended up having sex in the stairwell & eventually went back to the room to finish up when we started hearing people from some other floor in the stairwell. What an experience! Lol

 

[Fradi]

Pretty sad a mother pimping her own daughter WTF.

 

[Like_It_Hot]

Pretty sad a mother pimping her own daughter WTF.

A pimp take the money. From the story there is no evidence of such behavior.

 

[Fradi]

A pimp take the money. From the story there is no evidence of such behavior.

You want to defend a mother offering her daughter up to be fucked for money go right ahead.
She should get the mother of the year award.
Makes me want to puke.

 

[Flyingby]

Cleaning ladies
A few years ago I was staying at one of the more popular downtown hotels with one of my buddies. One morning after my workout at the gym we met up downtown for lunch. My buddy said “the strangest thing happened just before i was about to meet you here.” When i asked him what happened he said “You know i tip the maids pretty well, right?” I said i did. Since i’ve known him he’d always made it a habit to be very generous with the maids. So he said “Well this morning as i was getting ready to meet you the maid arrived in my room. It was the same maid from the past couple of days we’ve been here. A nice middle-aged lady from South America. So today she showed up with a couple of pictures. She asked me of she could show me her daughter so i said of course. Then she mentioned that she noticed that she had witnessed several different young ladies visiting me over the past couple of days. She then asked me what i thought of her daughter. I replied she’s beautiful!” So i asked him if she really was beautiful or if he was just telling her this to be nice. “Oh no, she was absolutely stunning!” So i asked him how old she looked and he said maybe 20-21. Then he said “the maid told me that she wanted her daughter to meet me!” So i asked him what he thought she meant. He replied “She told me that her daughter could come & see me like the other girls that she already saw coming to my room to see me. That they needed the money!”

I couldn’t believe what i was hearing. I was laughing! So i asked “What did you tell her?” He replied “I told her that i appreciated the gesture but I couldn’t do it.” So i said “Really? Why not?” He replied “Because i would have felt like a piece of shit!” I thought about it for a few seconds & said “It’s understandable & i applaud you for having restraint. However on the other hand you’d be helping them financially. Plus she’s the one who approached you & not the other way around. You’d have nothing to really feel guilty about! Heck, you even have her mother’s permission!” Lol.

The next day we met up dinner. My buddy had a smirk. “Doc, i think i just met another atf!” Curious, i asked him who. “I saw the maid’s daughter!” I couldn’t believe it. “How? Why? How was she?” He said “She was great! Did everything i asked! I’m seeing her again tomorrow! I thought about what you said yesterday & it made a lot of sense. So when i got back to the hotel yesterday i saw the maid again & told her that i thought about it & wanted to help them out so i agreed to see her daughter & i saw her today at 2pm! And as soon as she arrived i realized she looked even better in person & ended up booking her for two hours!” Now i was interested in meeting the maid’s daughter also but my buddy would have none of it & selfishly kept her for himself & saw her every day formseveral hours for the rest of the trip.

I call bullshit
You are the Barney Stinson of merb

 

[MCTJ]

I call bullshit
You are the Barney Stinson of merb

The stories are as plentiful as they are fanciful. How is a reasonable person supposed to believe them all? @Doc Holliday is a fabulist.

 

[Fradi]

The stories are as plentiful as they are fanciful. How is a reasonable person supposed to believe them all? @Doc Holliday is a fabulist.

Yeah he has a story for every occasion.
He is entertaining that is for sure sometimes even believable.

 

[Doc Holliday]

I call bullshit
You are the Barney Stinson of merb

The story is 100% true. Had i fabricated it i would made the story about me & not my friend’s.

 

[T'storm]

If you want I can get you the number for my cleaning lady!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6412a8e...cc3265be4d11a127a7521b9005d43bc370a54cfa.gifv

 

[Harvey]

On the matter of $40/hr for a cleaning lady. They have to travel both ways and they may not be there for more than 2-3 hours. So it is not that expensive.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Years ago there was a housekeeping service in Mtl where you could hire a semi nude or fully nude houskeeper. Anyone know if they still have something like this around?

 

[Fradi]

On the matter of $40/hr for a cleaning lady. They have to travel both ways and they may not be there for more than 2-3 hours. So it is not that expensive.

I totally agree.
This is kind of laughable.
People here think nothing of dropping $400-$500 an hour for an escort, but think $40 an hour is too much for someone to clean your house.
The little brain wins every time lol.

 

[Doc Holliday]

I totally agree.
This is kind of laughable.
People here think nothing of dropping $400-$500 an hour for an escort, but think $40 an hour is too much for someone to clean your house.
The little brain wins every time lol.

Very true. On another note i once hired an sp to cut my hair. I had seen her a day earlier & learned that she was a hairdresser. So i asked her of she’d bring her scissors & hair cutting kit if i called for her the next day. But she’d have to cut my hair while being full nude & in front of a large mirror. Yes we had enough time to do the deed however when she was gettimg ready to leave she joked “this is the most money i’ve ever made cutting a man’s hair!” Later when i asked an sp if there were still nide maid services around she joked “for the money you’re currently paying me i’ll be happy to take my clothes off & clean you’re room, if that’s what you want.” I did not accept her offer. Lol

 

[Fradi]

Very true. On another note i once hired an sp to cut my hair. I had seen her a day earlier & learned that she was a hairdresser. So i asked her of she’d bring her scissors & hair cutting kit if i called for her the next day. But she’d have to cut my hair while being full nude & in front of a large mirror. Yes we had enough time to do the deed however when she was gettimg ready to leave she joked “this is the most money i’ve ever made cutting a man’s hair!” Later when i asked an sp if there were still nide maid services around she joked “for the money you’re currently paying me i’ll be happy to take my clothes off & clean you’re room, if that’s what you want.” I did not accept her offer. Lol

Any job involving a man’s access to pussy is never too expensive even when it is lol.
Everything else is always overpriced.

 

[MichelleMontreal]

Life hack: buy a roomba (they even have mopping ones now!) then invite one or more people over for sex or drinks or whatever, then suddenly you can see dirt and accumulation that didn't seem to be there before, then panic clean. *Poof* clean place.

 

[Fradi]

Life hack: buy a roomba (they even have mopping ones now!) then invite one or more people over for sex or drinks or whatever, then suddenly you can see dirt and accumulation that didn't seem to be there before, then panic clean. *Poof* clean place.

Good point I have one of the mopping ones, use it everyday for both vacuum and mopping. It is programmable and you can use your smart phone also to activate
I still get out my Dyson ones a month and after wash all my hardwood floors on my hands and knees the old fashioned way. I find day to day maintenance with the roomba is great but there is nothing like an old fashioned cleaning.