I love long reviews when they are well written. No brainer right? But not often the case.
As a kid my dad had a subscription to Penthouse letters. I used to lose myself in the steamy stories. More than the actual pictures... this might be why I appreciate them from time to time.
I also agree that if there are no details than its just air. But I do want to know more than just the physical stats. Knowing that tastes vary (your 9 might be my 4 and vice-versa), I appreciate the effort of getting more than just the basic rundown and stats from someone that can actually get it across in his review.
As we all know, our money can buy time with all kinds of women. But even the divine 10s (physical) which could be perfect for some can cause great disappointment in my session. I need more than that... I want more than just a pretty girl... I want a real pro that will give me more than just consent, more than just giggles at my stupid jokes but someone that will sexually turn me on. They are rare. It will take me more for me to actually crave her beyond the initial encounter...
On those rare occasions where I do relate with some of the guys on this board and able to recognise familiar elements that truly turn me on and that is when I'll actually pull the trigger.
Here's an example review I find exceptional :
https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?152598-Julia-Sky-Review&p=1035961&viewfull=1#post1035961
For the longer reviews, I would admit that I'd really appreciate the ;TLDR (Too Long Didn't Read) with a synopsis of the encounter and a standardised scoring baseline. I think we should have a standard way of presenting those ratings as well. I think TER had a good idea with how they present the information. Sadly they have come to become very biased and riddled with shiller reviews.
Just my 2 cents
-NB
;TLDR
I really enjoy erotically inclined reviews as long as they also include standard stats.