The Green Fairy
Watch out for the Hills. A friend recently picked up a bottle of that at the airport over there as a present. When we tasted it, it had no wormwood. (If you are used to the real thing, it's EASY to tell.) The Hills bottle said "Absinth" not "Absinthe." Often dropping the "e" is their way of telling you it's not the real thing. We left the bottle in the room.
The EU has a Thujone limit of 20 or 30, so you would have to buy the 100+ stuff in the country where it is made. The stuff Wilde, Hemingway and VanGogh drank was 200-300, hence the need to sweeten it to cover the bitterness, and burn it to remove some of the alcohol. These days the burning sugar is more for effect. They say that with today's weak absinthes, you would die from alcohol poisoning before you got off on the wormwood. (Anyone got a match?)
Now there may be a loophole in the EU regs for Absinthe sold as a "bitter." I'll let you know.
You can find EU sources that ship to the US on the internet. The Canadians seem to have a REAL issue with importing it, since some European sellers will ship to the US but not Canada. (BTW, it's illegal to import to either country.) That being said, what's wrong with buying it over there, as your property, and them just shipping it to you...
You can also find it for sale on eBay, but you are supposedly buying the
bottle for novelty value, and not the contents - because that would be illegal. (Kinda like buying Cuban cigars for the cigar band, get it?) The eBay sellers make a big point about how the bottle has it's original seal, and the contents are "intact and original."
Here is a good general info link:
http://www.absinthebuyersguide.com/index.html