I had some Absinthe at the Red Bull party after last Sundays Grand Prix. It was quite possibly the worst attempt at making liquor that I have ever had the misfortune of tasting. In addition, after I had already imbibed the foul beverage in hopes of experiencing wild hallucinations I asked the woman doing the pouring about the thujone content to which she replied "there is none in this version." Talk about regretting not asking questions first.
For putting that past my lips I at the very least deserved to see TinkerBell dressed in nothing more than a G-string dancing all around me for the rest of the evening. The only Tinkerbell at that party was some Goth-sex slave wearing a black vinyl speedo being dragged around with a chain collar by a Dominatrix...which almost made me go back to drink more in hopes the woman was lying to me. GAAAAGGGHHHH!!!
For putting that past my lips I at the very least deserved to see TinkerBell dressed in nothing more than a G-string dancing all around me for the rest of the evening. The only Tinkerbell at that party was some Goth-sex slave wearing a black vinyl speedo being dragged around with a chain collar by a Dominatrix...which almost made me go back to drink more in hopes the woman was lying to me. GAAAAGGGHHHH!!!