Does this happen in strip clubs?

[AlmostMidaged]

1) Do guys ever drop a compliment in a fake accent and go sit. And if she comes over you change your accent again…tell her you don’t want a dance, but will buy her some drinks.

2) Do guys ever non sexually dance with the strippers during table dances? Picture like a techno vibe.

3) Do guys ever bring a book to read? Or perhaps another friend and a chessboard? Is this allowed?

I’m genuinely curious if any of you have seen this over the years. I kind of want to do all three…

 

[envelopes]

1 No

2 No

3 No

 

[Surfermike]

1 WHY

2 WHY

3 WHY

 

[What's My Name]

1 WHAT

2 WHAT

3 WHAT

 

[Mandouke]

1. All the time. I like to use my best Pepe le Pew accent, the ladies always find it amusing. The drinks are on me honey, no dance for you!

2. It is difficult but I manage to get the one-eyed snake to perform acapella for the young ladies.

3. Kama Sutra

 

[TheJames101]

3) Do guys ever bring a book to read? Or perhaps another friend and a chessboard? Is this allowed?

I've never gone to a club where a game of Parcheesi hasn't broken out. So, there's your answer to that. Don't know about chess.

 

[Boomrightinyourface]

>you must be 18 to view this forum

 

[Carmine Falcone]

This thread reminds me that I honestly can't remember the last time I set foot in a strip club. But now I want to go, especially to where ever Almost Midaged has been going. No man should ever have to face the dilemma of Titties vs. Chess.

 

[AlmostMidaged]

1. All the time. I like to use my best Pepe le Pew accent, the ladies always find it amusing. The drinks are on me honey, no dance for you!

2. It is difficult but I manage to get the one-eyed snake to perform acapella for the young ladies.

3. Kama Sutra

If you’re being serious, I’ll buy you drink at the club of your choice. No homo.