Escorts not accepting "locals"

[Aeolus]

The local ban seems a bit unusual. Perhaps it means she'll only service at hotels and not private residences. The limitation to duos and tourists seems to hint at underlying safety concerns. Then again, maybe she just doesn't like locals - doubtful, though; she doesn't come across as the closed-minded type. In either case, to each her own.

Karera is actually doing the client a favor by setting a two-hour minimum. She's definitely among the more interesting and engaging SPs.

 

[EagerBeaver]

The local ban seems a bit unusual.

No it isn't. There are many ladies who have instituted said ban for many reasons, most prominently privacy and discretion (not wanting to run into work colleagues, professors, classmates, family members, etc.). I do recall a Montreal SP once reporting that she went on a Chablis call and it turned out to be her father's best friend. Evidently, she went through with the date. That they thereafter both had a secret that needed to be kept was the "discretion equalizer."

Karera just does not want to go there, which tells me she is smart and gets it. From what I have heard of her, she has the ability to command these kinds of restrictions in her clientele. I say good for her. Basically what it comes down to is tough shooshkums for the locals, and "Wooohooooooooo!" for the out of towners.

 

[Aeolus]

No it isn't. There are many ladies who have instituted said ban for many reasons...

Must be most of them don't expressly indicate such on agency sites then.

Perhaps Karera imposed the restriction for the reasons you mentioned, but I would expect that servicing locals would be less of an issue for her than some other SPs because she's ... well ... worldly. Montreal seems to be more of a basecamp for her than a home. Just an impression based on what she talked to me about.

I agree, it's good that she can pick and choose.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Basically what it comes down to is tough shooshkums for the locals, and "Wooohooooooooo!" for the out of towners.

Wooohoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[johnmbot]

shooshkum!

oh wait, technically i'm still a tourist...

 

[Tommy G]

Simple solution for the locals...

I guess if us locals want to book we will have to put on our best american accents when trying to get karera. I wonder what would work better, my Bill Clinton or my Jeff Foxworthy impersonation.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Reverdy,

The guys from the New York area like me speak a certain way and the guys from Boston speak a certain way and there is no way for a Francophone to duplicate those accents unless you move to New York City and live there, or move to New England and live there, for a long time. I have been here all my life which is why I don't speak any French. I don't even think the Anglo Canadians can do our accents and I have been told by an Anglo Canadian friend that he cannot do it. So I would suggest that any attempt to steal part of a linguistic culture that is not your own is likely going to fail, and possibly even be laughed at. I would not go there.

 

[johnmbot]

out-of-towner who fluently speak french, would likely call Chloe's agency and speak in french. What would happen in that case?

simple. don't speak french.

or does that make too much sense?

 

[Aeolus]

I guess if us locals want to book we will have to put on our best american accents when trying to get karera. I wonder what would work better, my Bill Clinton or my Jeff Foxworthy impersonation.

Just drop the "ehs" and act less innately friendly, and you'll pass as an American from somewhere in the Northeast. You don't have to sound like someone from NYC or Boston, and I would encourage you not to because both dialects are annoying as hell. There are plenty of other regional American dialects, the most charming of which this native New Englander will admit is that spoken by our southern belles. It just turns me to putty. Even if you can't master any of our dialects, you can take solace in the fact that many Americans can't speak the language properly anyway, so if all else fails, you can pass yourself off as an Americus Retardicus - we have plenty of them.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Tommy G,

Let me put it to you this way, if we had a contest to see which of the Francophones could best emulate Special K's very rich Boston area accent, with a neutral bilingual Judge (say Shijak), there is not going to be a winner in that contest, but it would make for some great comedy. In fact, I will tell you right now have an ambulance and EMT crew on duty at that contest, because I have a feeling when Mazingerz steps to the plate to try to do his best SK imitation, I am going to have a heart attack laughing, and let me tell you that Special K himself may go into shock from his own laughing fit, so just make sure there are a few EMTs there to handle these issues.

 

[lovelegs]

Je ne vois pas pourquoi je ferais tous ces efforts pour la voir si, dans les faits, elle ne veut pas me voir. Réussir a déjouer le booker pour un R/V, Karrera arrive, elle devine que je ne suis pas un touriste, ca part mal une rencontre non?

Il y a tellement d'autres filles de qualité, qu'elle établisse ses conditions, c'est tout.

LL

 

[hormone]

Therefore I just meant that somebody in a position like mine, i.e. out-of-towner who fluently speak french, would likely call Chloe's agency and speak in french. What would happen in that case? Would I get identified as a local?
R

Hey, same goes from someone from Québec city or a francophone from Ottawa... I guess a lot depends from where you're calling/ where the date is going to be. If you're calling from or meeting in a private home, probably will be dead end. If you're calling from a hotel, different story. If you have a cell with a local Mtl number though, that may be more difficult.

 

[wilko26]

ça me fait tellement rire de voir du monde qui essaye de trouver des by-pass pour voir quelqu'un qui ne veut pas les voir!

 

[hormone]

ça me fait tellement rire de voir du monde qui essaye de trouver des by-pass pour voir quelqu'un qui ne veut pas les voir!

Ça je suis bien d'accord!! Si la fille veut pas de clients locaux, mieux vaut pas essayer... imagine le char de m*** qu'elle peut donner si elle s'en rend compte!

 

[JH Fan]

Reverdy,

The guys from the New York area like me speak a certain way and the guys from Boston speak a certain way and there is no way for a Francophone to duplicate those accents unless you move to New York City and live there, or move to New England and live there, for a long time. I have been here all my life which is why I don't speak any French. I don't even think the Anglo Canadians can do our accents and I have been told by an Anglo Canadian friend that he cannot do it. So I would suggest that any attempt to steal part of a linguistic culture that is not your own is likely going to fail, and possibly even be laughed at. I would not go there.

Wrong ! First ! it's no stealin'. Second you need to 'not only speak' but understand and accept their culture(wherever you go). Third; I think it is in the Anglo's gene to think that we don't laugh at them even when they speak english.

Seriously, I've met and trained with many brave and fearless 'anglos' all around the world yet... when it comes to speak another language they were (almost everyone of them) chicken to be laughed at.

A round of mortar ? nah ! they take it. A full charge ? they take it like real devils.
But throw a french word in there and boom it's like having a nuke up their a**.

As for the Anglo Canadian friend... I'm not surprised and that is not.. a good reference.

Sure don't know what the hell is with your genes but when it comes to other languages ? you always seem to think it's impossible.

As for to keep with this thread ? no matter if you are a 'local'...just say you're from Quebec but currently live in L.A. and you're in town to visit your family. They basically don't want to run into you on the streets or... else.

 

[Aeolus]

...when it comes to speak another language they were (almost everyone of them) chicken to be laughed at.

I can tell you that foreign language instruction in America sucks. In many developed countries, kids start learning foreign languages in grade school, and they often leave high school knowing more than one foreign language very well. As an American, my first opportunity to learn a foreign language didn't come until I was 14 years old. I had three choices: French, Spanish, and German. I chose German (I know, I know, stupid move) because no one told me that I would one day be traveling to Montreal once a month for entertainment purposes. Had someone elightened me at that time, I would have chosen French. Alas, I chose German and took it for five years. Five years of study basically got me to the level where I can only function as a traveler who avoids conversation whenever possible. Foreign language instruction in America simply isn't nearly as rigorous as that offered in other countries. Germans, for instance, tend to speak exceptionally good English, while my German is laughable and an insult to the language. While you might see us as "chicken" when it comes to speaking other languages, I think it's more a case of us deferring to your comparatively superior grasp of our language. Take it as a compliment. If we didn't love your culture, we wouldn't visit. Our reluctance or inability to speak the native tongue has nothing to do with cultural arrogance and everything to do with our crappy educational systems.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Aeolus is correct, the foreign language instruction in American schools can best be described as indifferent and unenthusiastic. When I was in the public schools, through 8th grade, Spanish and French were offered as foreign language choices. I was urged to take Spanish, mainly because we have a minority native population where I live that speaks Spanish but none that speaks French. I recall my 7th grade Spanish teacher was a woman from Spain who would sing the various verb conjugations to the melodies of various songs. It was kind of amusing; I guess it worked because I still remember a few of those verb conjugations by singing them. My private high school Spanish teacher was an American woman who addressed all the guys in my class as "Senor" followed by our last names. After the smoke cleared on this education I know a little bit of Spanish, enough to have a very crude and non-meaningful but functional conversation.

So I agree with Aeolus that it is not our fault, because foreign language instruction is neither very good nor aggressively encouraged in the American schools. But the focus of this thread, which is a "breakaway thread" from the Karera thread, is not on the efforts of the American to master French but rather, in light of Karera's posted preference or requirement of seeing tourists only, the ability of the local Francophone to master English. This is not the case of a French escort refusing to see American guys because they do not speak French.

Wrong ! First ! it's no stealin'. .

If you called up Chloe's agency and faked your best Special K imitation trying to sound like a Boston area tourist, what would you call that? Borrowing? Leasing? Renting? Give me a break. And let me tell you something, even Mark Wahlberg had to take speech lessons to do that accent for one of his movies, and he is from Boston!!!!!!!!!!!! If you ask any actor they would tell you that yes, it is stealing.

 

[CS Martin]

I can tell you that foreign language instruction in America sucks. In many developed countries, kids start learning foreign languages in grade school, and they often leave high school knowing more than one foreign language very well. As an American, my first opportunity to learn a foreign language didn't come until I was 14 years old. I had three choices: French, Spanish, and German. I chose German (I know, I know, stupid move) because no one told me that I would one day be traveling to Montreal once a month for entertainment purposes. Had someone elightened me at that time, I would have chosen French. Alas, I chose German and took it for five years. Five years of study basically got me to the level where I can only function as a traveler who avoids conversation whenever possible. Foreign language instruction in America simply isn't nearly as rigorous as that offered in other countries.

I agree with most of your assessment. I studied Spanish (4 years) & Hebrew (4 years) in my early years. I think it's a matter of "turning on" & "exercising" that portion of the brain. Now before someone wise cracks that Americans turn on none of their brains, I could quote more than a few instances where Montrealer's were just fucking braindead......so let's not go there. It's important that this area of the brain is stimulated in early childhood (early as possible), something American Society is not attuned to.

 

[Maxime]

Ca dépend toujours quelle est sa définition de TOURISTE...Est-ce qu'un touriste est, pour elle, quelqu'un qui VISITE Montréal, ou bien quelqu'un qui parle anglais? Je pourrais admettons venir de Québec, Drummundville, Sherbrooke, du Lac St-Jean, bref partout ailleurs que la région de Montréal, ne parler que français et n'être que de passage à Montréal. Ce faisant, je suis un touriste. Par contre, un anglophone de l'île Montréal ou de Laval pourrait très bien se faire passer pour un touriste car il ne parle que l'anglais. Alors qu'en réalité il n'en est pas un du tout.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Maxime,

I could be wrong, but I am going to deduce that tourists means "English speaking" in this instance, based on what Chloe posted in the Karera thread. Chloe said Karera was available for tourists on solo sessions, but she is available to Montreal gentlemen on duos. Since Chloe is a bilingual Francophone, I assume that she would then be able to function as translator in the duo setting. In the solo session, on the other hand, Karera has to fend for herself, and her French may not be good enough, from her own perspective. If she comes from another province she should not be faulted for that. However, I have not met her so I don't know the answer. I know from her flashybabes interview that Karera is a native Anglophone.