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cloudsurf

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She arrives at your place and before taking a sip of wine she wants to dispose of her gum. You ask her to drop it into your hand so that you can dispose of it for her. Her reaction is no that`s rude and disgusting.....but 10 minutes later you`ll be sucking on every part of her body and she won`t be the slightest bit embarrassed or disgusted..
After 30 minutes of exchanging body fluids, she`ll reach for one of 2 glasses of wine that are side by side and ask which is hers. WTF is the difference anymore ?
 

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There are many SP"s who also don't kiss. I have been told that this is reserved for their boyfriend, yet the will give you a BBBJ with CIM but no DFK, go figure
 

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Reminds me of this exchange with Dinero and Crystal from Analyze This:

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
 

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There are many SP"s who also don't kiss. I have been told that this is reserved for their boyfriend, yet the will give you a BBBJ with CIM but no DFK, go figure
Mean your mouth is dirtier than your dick :doh:
 

hungry101

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To be fair, I have also had girls say to me, as I tried to figure out who's wine glass is who's, Does it really matter at this point?
 
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