Excuses Needed

[spanky28]

Hello fellow mongerers,

Visiting your beautiful city for probably the 5th time, but with close friends & their spouses this trip as a last minute group hang.

Long story short, looking for possible cover stories to use if I decide to break off from them one afternoon to visit an incall.

The best I can think of right now is saying I have a Tinder coffee date...

Thanks in advance!

 

[TheBlob]

Hello fellow mongerers,


The best I can think of right now is saying I have a Tinder coffee date...

Since Tinder is essentially used to get quick sex, it's not far from reality. You can also go for the private french lesson.

 

[Julia Sky]

You had a package delivered at a P.O. Box while in town? Haha. Buy something for yourself and wrap/box it up before going back to your friends haha

 

[jalimon]

You need to have a coffee with someone you met during your previous visit maybe?

Cheers,

p.s. I just hope you do no run on one of your friend at the incall... That could be tricky

 

[EagerBeaver]

An old and dear college friend of yours, whom you believed might live in Montreal, belatedly and unexpectedly responded to the Facebook message you sent him 2 weeks ago and invited you to meet him for beers to discuss the good ole days at the University of Fill In The Blank.

 

[Frizbee]

You want to take time out to see an old friend ( from school days, from work, or a friend of a friend. ) Just an hour or two for a quick chat and coffee.

 

[bushleague]

Just say you want to be alone for a while. Why do you need an excuse for, really? You are a grown man - and a single man travelling with couples if i understand well - you don't need to report back to them.

 

[IamNY]

Not sure where your coming from, but when I’m in Montreal from the states I sometimes have spotty cell service. I would play up the lousy cell service (the truth in my case) and then when you disappear for a few hours you can have a solid cover story.

 

[RoyDeMeo]

Theres always a Doug that disappears in a group like in Hangover I am usually that Doug

 

[luvdozer]

Tell them you booked an hour with an escort. Everyone will assume you are cracking a joke.

 

[Halloween Mike]

Life is easier when you don't have to lie Early this year i was in town for a show with some friends, i just told them i had to seperate from them for a few hours cause i was seeing someone, we met again at the doors and i showed them the picture of the girl in question (she has face pics online). They were like "oh tabarnak" (elvis gratton style) and then the guy who was behind us happened to saw the pic too and just looked at me with a huge smile nodding in approval. :lol:

But obviously i have nothing to hide, no girlfriend, no kids, no wife, so its easy for me. I don't care that peoples know i see "professionals". I hope it help at least around me destigmatize this business. But well back when i was younger and the internet was not what it is today, i was the "go to guy" to get porn among my friends too so lets just say i always gravitated around this industry in some way. Im happy that i have been able to actually get involved in it, even shortly. I wish i could direct a scene or 2 one day too.

 

[bignasty]

I would go with "...I met a cute girl in my hotel lobby while checking in - we got to talking and when she asked me what I was doing in Montreal I expressed my desire to learn some French and she agreed to meet up and hang out for a couple hours." When your friends say "She's probably a hooker" just say "I hope so."

 

[Mistral]

Great first post lol

How about there is a gift you want to get for someone and it's only (or almost only) available in Montreal. Will be best if you actually know what it is.

 

[hungry101]

I face the same dilema in São Paulo. Luckily for me, two friends are in on it. Brazilian men seem to understand. French Canadians may understand too? We use long transitions. Drop Hungry off at work to see this nice lady but first he stops off at the Clinicas. So on the way from point A to point B I stop at C. A2 plus B2 equals C2. Do a 3 sum.