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hungry101

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I love Zooey

How about NFL QB Christian Ponder's wife Samantha. She works for ESPN.

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http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-con...hristian-Ponder-girlfriend-e1354066887956.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1wODw.jpg
http://ru-crazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ESPN-reporter-Samantha-Steele-333x500.jpg

Christian's ex is was model Kacie McDonell
http://athleteswives.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kacie-McDonnell-e1346376706593.jpg
http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-con...girlfriend-Kacie-McDonnell-e1346376905598.jpg
http://puckingsports.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/kacie7.jpg

For a shit Quarterback he gets a lot of tail. Oh well, I do OK in places like Montreal. I have to pay for it but there are no free lunches. He pays something too.
 

wasisname

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For a shit Quarterback he gets a lot of tail. Oh well, I do OK in places like Montreal. I have to pay for it but there are no free lunches. He pays something too.

If you are famous or are overflowing with looks and charm sex is free, as long as you don't knock anyone up [snip snip] and don't move in with them.

Vagina is offered to you on a platter. You don't even have to try.

Myself I get treated like garbage by females who litterally have nothing to offer a guy. No looks, job, charm, intellect, knowledge etc.

Thankfully I am not an asshole or I'd try and start an occupy vagina movement like they had with that occupy wallstreet movement.

Well one guy tried. He was nucking futs.
 

hungry101

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Well you have a great sense of humor. I still believe that nothing is free. Like my old professor told me at the University: TANSTFL. There aint no such thing as a free lunch! Any pussy worth fucking these days I have to pay for one way or another. I have come to grips with that and I am very happy with this arrangement.
 

wasisname

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Well you have a great sense of humor. I still believe that nothing is free. Like my old professor told me at the University: TANSTFL. There aint no such thing as a free lunch! Any pussy worth fucking these days I have to pay for one way or another. I have come to grips with that and I am very happy with this arrangement.

We have to pay yes.

If you are a starting QB or front man for a top line band you don't have to unless you do something stupid like get someone on the stump or get yourself married/common lawed.

Pick any biography for someone who is in the top ranks of the music industry. They don't have to even try, just choose. They don't live in the same world with us mortals.

I've known a guy who have phone numbers thrown at them unasked. You think he has to take a girl out on a date and shovel some cash at her to get some? Only if he wants to.
 

Merlot

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Geeeeezuzzzz,


Holy mutha f'n crap, I didn't realize she had a body like that. :eek: :hail: Sure these NFL players can get what they want but Ponder must have some looks to because the two ladies you show aren't just hot they are fabulous. I'm sure they could each step way up the star athlete ladder if they wanted to, unless they're too impatient or...insecure, which seems impossible but even the hottest beauties can still be that way.

Did you notice the athlete's wives in my post 589?

NFL Wives and Girlfriends:

Sarah Hinton (2010 Miss Hooters contestant) dating 49ers tight end Garrett Celek.

http://media.foxdeportes.com/photos/cache/1280x570/photos/2014/09/08/1410200984-SarahHinton-13.jpg

Lauren Tannehill

http://fotosmujereshermosas.com/resources/media/picture/full/esposa-de-jugador-americano-18425.jpg

Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-conten...-in-Bikini-at-Rolling-Stone-Photoshoot-13.jpg

Kelly Hall and Matt Stafford

http://www.wrestlesite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/00312.jpg

Jessie James and Eric Decker

http://raannt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jessie-james-4_raannt1-767x1024.jpg

Erin Heatherton
and Jordan Cameron Te of the Browns

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-c...therton-bikini-photo-shoot-in-st-barts-02.jpg

Courtney Eckhart and LaMichael James

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/courtney-eckhart-lamichael-james-49ers.jpg

Anna Burns Welker

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Anna-Burns-Welker-Wes-Welker-wife-pictures1.jpg

Chantel Jeffries and DeSean Jackson

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/01/24/1226809/149065-chantel-jeffries.jpg

Larissa Johnson and Austin Howard

http://cs620725.vk.me/v620725342/75b4/Ul6hc4xOkRk.jpg

Talor Reazin
and Danny Amendola (Patriots)

http://cover32.com/patriots/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/07/4.png

Kasey Trione and Lance Moore (Steelers)

http://www.mountrantmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kasey-trione.jpg

Lindsey Duke
and and Blake Bortless (Jaguars)

http://projectshanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lindsey-duke-10.jpg

Sasha Dindayal
and Antonio Gates

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-con...onio-gates-chargers-hottest-nfl-wags-2014.jpg

Claudia (OUCH) Sampedro
and Julius Peppers

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/bb/dc/6dbbdcc9c8a26f729ceaa37ac937eb09.jpg

Ariel Meredith
and Hakeem Nicks

http://static.qnm.it/www/fotogaller...dith-bikini-su-sports-illustrated-2012-13.jpg

Cheers,

Merlot
 

johnybird

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Beyoncé
Scarlet Johanssen
Jessica Beil
Beynocé
Kerry Washington
Hellen Miren (She's old I know, don't judge me but the way she carries herself turns me on. I wasn't joking when I said I love all women)
Sofia Vargera (more for her accent then anything else, so she would have to be talking during our whole love making session)
Amy Adams (I do love the Ginger's)
Jennifer Lawrence
Beyoncé

Did I say Beyoncé?
 

themonk83

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For a shit Quarterback he gets a lot of tail.

QBs, no matter how good or bad you are, you will always get tails. its the one position in football that is the most popular amongst women. its like that from high school to professional.

i'd be more surprise if he couldn't get any
 

hungry101

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Beyoncé
Scarlet Johanssen
Jessica Beil
Beynocé
Kerry Washington
Hellen Miren (She's old I know, don't judge me but the way she carries herself turns me on. I wasn't joking when I said I love all women)
Sofia Vargera (more for her accent then anything else, so she would have to be talking during our hole love making session)
Amy Adams (I do love the Ginger's)
Jennifer Lawrence
Beyoncé

Did I say Beyoncé?

Helan Mirren - She must of been something before electricity. Here is Helen in the 1970's I think:
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Helen-helen-mirren-21687139-792-1200.jpg
Kerry Washington
http://uptownmagazine.com/files/2013/10/UPTOWN_kerry_washington_pregnant.jpg

I love Sofia's accent too. I could just the squeaks and all the other sounds that come out of her.
 

Numerati

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Taylor Swift. After seeing her performance at the Victoria Secret Fashion show, got a different outlook with that long legged blonde. Would be quite funny the song(s) she will write about afterwards.
 

hungry101

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themonk83

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could be considered a celebrity somewhat. she's the most known fashion blogger out there, there's so many bad things i want to do to chiara ferragni. that face



Taylor Swift. After seeing her performance at the Victoria Secret Fashion show, got a different outlook with that long legged blonde. Would be quite funny the song(s) she will write about afterwards.

and +1 from me. she can ummm in my ear anytime :whoo:
 

wolfie7

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Amusing thread... If you're enamored with Sofia Vergara's accent, you can get that with any Colombian chica. They all sound like that. And they all have those curves. If any of you pooners ever make it down to Miami, I know the perfect agency that can satisfy your craving, with pricing contained to Montreal circa 2010-2013. :nod:
 

johnybird

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Amusing thread... If you're enamored with Sofia Vergara's accent, you can get that with any Colombian chica. They all sound like that. And they all have those curves. If any of you pooners ever make it down to Miami, I know the perfect agency that can satisfy your craving, with pricing contained to Montreal circa 2010-2013. :nod:

I just want to here "Ay Papi" while i'm making sweet love to them.
 
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