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This thread is useless without pics [<while>come on they can have pics on terb </whine>
You can always google anyone you don't know and switch to images if you really care [and you won't]

Kate Micucci. aka Raj's girlfriend on big bang theory, the baby/oldpeople/dog sitter on raising hope, the Gooch from scrubs, the secretary from When in Rome movie
Oh man the things I'd want to do to her. Oddly enough her pics range from looking normal to looking really odd. I like the odd ones most.
Elena Shilling from the Living with Judism videos on the youtube. I am not even jewish and I watch them. From Toronto went to McGill. Oy Vey. Adorkable, animated in an Alyson Hannigan way.
Lauren Lapkus. Aka Roomate from Are you there Chelsea, female guard from Orange is the new African American. She take a pie to the face in the newest Adam Sandler movie as a baby sitter.
Alyson Hanngian. Aka.. Really? You don't know? Oh well. Lilly from How I met your mother, Willow from Willow the vampire slayers best friend tv series, Michele the bang geek from American Pie.
Kristen Schaal. Aka... well not much really. She was on the Daily Show a bit.
Chelsea Piretti Aka Admin chick from Brooklyn 99


Yeah you might notice a pattern there. Basically I like rodents. Big bulgeing eyes, Big chipmunk cheeks, large jewey noses. Toss in an overbite and I am so there. They also all have an animated or an awkward way of conducting themselves except for Kendal. I would so stare at them until it got awkward. Sadly I have nothing to offer a women. Fucking depressing it is. That look is rare and is almost never combined with the animated or awkward way of motion. However when it gets even close it first gets me all sex crazed and retard strong then it gets me depressed as fuck.

I also dig pale skin and straight hair but the above don't always have it.

Among more normal looking chicks.
Karen Gillen. Aka Dr Who's redheaded companion.
Anna Faris [from just about everything, current in the tv show Mom.
The chick who plays Bernedette is hot also on BBT.
Late 1970's Felicity Kendal AKA Barbara Good from the british show the good life. Who kinda belongs in the top list but was considered hot generally speaking.


Don't get me wrong I like a genericlly hot woman and in a way they are better looking but I just get drawn to an odd looking girl more especially if they move in a different sort of way.

Oddly enough. Hot chicks are pretty much a dime a dozen. Even chicks who are cute in a rodent way are somewhat common, overbites, big cheeks etc. However to me there are a lot chicks who are conventional 10's then there are oddball 10s. From my personal life I can think of many many girls who are extremely hot from a conventional sence. I can think of a few who are cute in a slightly odd way. However examples of 10's from oddities are extremely rare.

As for the escorting industry or strippers forget about it.

You can get the occational girl in porn [Evelyn True sort of has the Kate Micucci thing going on] but I doubt a Micucci or a Lapkus would ever make it far in escorting and even so with a lack of face pics how would I ever know.
Even if there was one and someone pointed it out, I've seem so many times people claiming that a girl is say athletic and I check the pick out and err, no she isn't that I without a face pic and video [for motion] I'd never know.
 

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Can I get an Amen brother for Ariana Grande? I was thinking of starting her own thread she is so hot.
 

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Jennifer Lawrence, in a minute!
Natalie Portman.
And whoever the girl is that plays Sansa Baratheon in Game of Thrones.
 

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hungry101

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I would like to get my nose in that pussy. Thanks Bob!
 
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