Favorite term for escorts?

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

The world's oldest profession has many, many synonyms. Some neutral, some derogatory, some flowery. A term I see a lot around parts is "SP" for "service provider", but it's too matter-of-fact for my tastes and makes me automatically think of Bell/Videotron. The sort of term to avoid tipping off an overzealous cop. My favorite just so happens to be "lady of the evening", a modified version of the more widespread "lady of the night" that I became enamored with ever since hearing it uttered by Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys (in a dialog with Ray, who had several such ladies in his truck). So how about you, what are some terms that you prefer employing?

 

[interferon]

The world's oldest profession has many, many synonyms. Some neutral, some derogatory, some flowery. A term I see a lot around parts is "SP" for "service provider", but it's too matter-of-fact for my tastes and makes me automatically think of Bell/Videotron. The sort of term to avoid tipping off an overzealous cop. My favorite just so happens to be "lady of the evening", a modified version of the more widespread "lady of the night" that I became enamored with ever since hearing it uttered by Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys (in a dialog with Ray, who had several such ladies in his truck). So how about you, what are some terms that you prefer employing?

While I quite like 'croshabell' I go with companion.

 

[LeDodo]

The world's oldest profession has many, many synonyms. Some neutral, some derogatory, some flowery. A term I see a lot around parts is "SP" for "service provider", but it's too matter-of-fact for my tastes and makes me automatically think of Bell/Videotron. The sort of term to avoid tipping off an overzealous cop. My favorite just so happens to be "lady of the evening", a modified version of the more widespread "lady of the night" that I became enamored with ever since hearing it uttered by Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys (in a dialog with Ray, who had several such ladies in his truck). So how about you, what are some terms that you prefer employing?

I usually meet them during day time and noon time.
So it's a lunch lady?

 

[twenty4seven]

I've never used the term but when sex workers use '304' for each other I think it's hilarious bc it always makes my brain process it for a second before I understand and then the 12-year old boy in me goes, 'hehehehe' and I think of an upside down calculator.

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

While I quite like 'croshabell' I go with companion.

And I thought I had a predilection for old-timey terms, but that right there is a really old-timey term.

I found this quotation:
"[…] in Italian called a curtezan, in Spain, a margerite, in French une curtain, in England, among the barbarous, a whore, but among the gentle, their usual associates, a punk: but now the word refined being latest, and the authority brought from a climate as yet unconquered, the fruitful county of Kent, they call them croshabell, which is a word but lately used, and fitting with their trade, being of a lovely and courteous condition."

...so guess where the term "punk" actually has its roots.

 

[TheJames101]

escort?

 

[AstonMartinBond]

Models, beauty, courtisan and queen

 

[Petit prince]

The secret friend lol

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

Models, beauty, courtisan and queen

I like courtesan.

Also, when I do say "whore" usually with my BFF as this is as inside joke between us, I pronounce it "hooer", Ireland/Alberta style. I'm not a big fan of homonyms that mean one innocuous thing and have another meaning that is more rude, as in the case of whore/hoar (a variety of frost). So I get my Stu Hart on, "hooer" (1,000 Whose Line points if you get the exact reference).

"Uhh, Jim! I'm calling about that thing with uh, Diana."

 

[Thor Jr]

"My Future Ex Wife", but only for the ones I really like. lol

I always fall in and out of love , if only for an hour at a time. It lets me enjoy my time on a higher level. The honeymoon phase.

My time, my life, my fantasy.

Outside of this fantasy, I enjoy golf, bike rides on sunny days, movies in the park, massages(giving and receiving) ice cream, cooking, eating at fancy restaurants, puppies and kittens, experiencing your likes and of course snuggling with you, etc etc etc.

My resume in case someone out there is interested. Ladies only, sorry guys, I have to draw the line somewhere.

PM me if interested, LOL.

 

[Julia Sky]

I'm a big fan of harlot, whore, and big ole slut. Lmaoooo but only when it's me talking about myself.

Companion is cute though. I think I like when clients use that one.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

I like companion personally. I think maybe ultimately it's because I don't really feel like being a sex worker is part of my identity or my life purpose.

I did say to someone recently "I'm not only a hoe, I'm also an intellectual" lol I do kinda like the term hooker because it's old fashioned.

 

[interferon]

I did say to someone recently "I'm not only a hoe, I'm also an intellectual" lol

Your brilliance is a big part of your powerful allure imho

 

[Hmmm…]

It’s 2026 people. Everyone is an engineer. A lawn care person is a landscape engineer. A sales person is a sales engineer. Funny thing is that a weekend happiness engineer and happiness engineer is already taken by concierges and customer experience product managers.

How about intimacy engineer or personal relations engineer or horizontal systems engineer?

 

[Giselle Montreal]

How about intimacy engineer or personal relations engineer or horizontal systems engineer?

Or a curator of good times? a curator of exceptional experiences? I've read them all in Twitter bios.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Or a curator of good times? a curator of exceptional experiences? I've read them all in Twitter bios.

That's a good one and similar to what I have in my bluesky (and now dead twitter) bio

 

[Misfortune Teller]

Lilith?