French Language help

[tiga]

I guess people like to swear and yes we are not that stuck up with censoring shit up here.
Religion is all but gone in Québec culture, some still go to Christmas mass but that is the only time of year. So swearing with Tabarnak or criss(Christ) or whatever will not offend anybody if you hit your dick on the edge of the bed table.
But I still try not to say those words in front of my Grand Mother.

 

[VictoriaJolie]

@VictoriaJolie haha I may just take you up on that offer in the new year! As long as more vodka shots for you and friends are also

Awh lol donc tu veux un ménage à trois mon ami pour découvrir la langue de l'amour ? Comme québécoises nous avons un accent remarquable avec plusieurs expressions qui sont à nous
It would be a pleasure to teach you with girlfriends and vodka!However at the béat you sent them (shooters)at last VIP we might just have several sessions to teach you french(as we may have trouble teaching at that point) ...

 

[ValWangSmiles]

St. Valentine's Day

So how do you say Happy St. Valentine's day to a girl in Quebecoise French?

I looked up and obtained:

Joyeuse Saint Valentin !
Bonne Saint Valentin !

Any differences, but from the Quebec perspective?

 

[Halloween Mike]

Joyeuse seem sweeter to me and more polite. Bonne is more the typique quebec way but seem more direct. Its the same for anniversary. I would say BONNE FÊTE to a buddy, but i would say Joyeux Anniversaire to a lady friend or to a work boss or something like that.

Thats actually how i see it, maybe others see it different.

 

[ValWangSmiles]

Awesome! I'm gonna use these suggestions, aujourd'hui!

 

[Passionné]

I did the opposite once in vancouver. The girl let me in her condo and I stared at her for 10 seconds then I said loud, slowly and with a break between each words: "Fuck.... Me...." with a big splatered smile on my face. The girl laught, jumped on me and said "I will!".

Cheers,

I've used the same slow pause, but between each syllable, with much safer words in a low strong voice, as in...ma-gni-fique...(heavier and louder) VRAI-MENT! ...(low and strong again) ma-gni-fique ma chérie. Result, great action.